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# Aucklanders Overjoyed They Can Now Wait in a 4-HOUR Queue for Cold K.F.C
- URL: https://goodoil.news/aucklanders-overjoyed-they-can-now-wait-in-a-4-hour-queue-for-cold-k-f-c/
- Published: 2021-09-22T00:30:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-09-21T07:51:37.000Z
- Author: John Black
- Tags: COVID-19, Fun Stuff, NZ, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 01:31

**John Black**  
[stuffednz.net](https://www.stuffednz.net/post/aucklanders-overjoyed-they-can-now-wait-in-a-4-hour-queue-for-cold-k-f-c?postId=2054f1bb-1164-45d2-9057-dd8e5f439516&ref=goodoil.news)

Information

Satire

With the change in alert levels from 4 to 3, residents of New Zealand’s biggest city are wildly excited at the prospect of life continuing almost exactly as it had before. But now with the option to stuff their faces with fast food. Those ecstatic with this new freedom took to Facebook:

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The BFD

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The BFD

Major newspapers were preparing to take pictures of people waiting for food and call it journalism.

Health expert Belinda Buzzkill warned that fast food has a lot of sugar, fat and salt that while delicious could kill you. *“It would be unfortunate to avoid Covid-19 only to drop dead from a cardiac arrest brought on by too many McNuggets. Stick to carrots and boiled lima beans.”*

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