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# Climate Emergency Survival Pack
- URL: https://goodoil.news/climate-emergency-survival-pack/
- Published: 2019-07-03T22:30:36.000Z
- Updated: 2019-07-18T05:58:08.000Z
- Author: Good Oil Staff
- Tags: Climate Change, Fun Stuff, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 04:14

Information

Humour ( not an actual product)

With some New Zealand councils recently declaring Climate Emergencies, the Blog team realised that it was time to put together a Climate Emergency Survival pack.

The first item included in our pack is a highly sophisticated rain, snow, flooding and sun gauge made from **100% organic materials** and based on the below design.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/screen-shot-2019-07-03-at-1.14.07-pm.png)

WH pointed out that with all the expected hot weather a delicious drink should also be included.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/tropical-drink-pina.jpg)

**Bahama Mama** 

Our pack includes everything you need to whip up a **Bahama Mama** which is a delicious tropical cocktail. A fruity beverage, it blends 151 proof coconut rum, coffee liqueur, coconut liqueur, fresh lemon or orange juice and a generous amount of pineapple juice. Try it frozen for a cool treat.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/117c06db5a31c4888053.jpg)

For those prepared to spend a little more our pack includes ( in any colour you want as long as it’s yellow) this sporty wood-gas fueled car. How exactly it helps save the environment I am unsure but WH is keen to get it out of his garage and into a new owner’s hands so who am I to argue?

With all the temperatures rising it is going to be BBQ season all year around so our pack also includes the Whale Meat Company BAA BAA QUE meat box.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/grilled-butterflied-leg-of-lamb-3_52413a27-ea0f-4da5-971d-bc6956f7a51e_1200x.jpg)

**[BAA BAA QUE](https://whalemeat.co.nz/products/baa-baa-que?ref=goodoil.news)**

The [Baa Baa Que ](https://whalemeat.co.nz/products/baa-baa-que?ref=goodoil.news)contains:

- 1kg Lamb Mid-loin Chops
- 1.5kg Butterflied Lamb Leg
- 4 pieces Lamb Rumps (Cap On)
- 2 x 500g Lamb Mince
- 500g Eye Bacon

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/taser-pulse-subcompact-shooting-stun-gun-w-laser-the-home-1.jpg)

The final item in our pack was recommended by exPFC who thinks that a Tazer pulse electric stun gun is just the ticket for keeping the roaming Vegan hordes away from your meat and your ice-cold **Bahama Mama**.

The entire pack ( apart from the car) will be delivered inside a thick plastic recycled plastic bag from Countdown. At no extra cost, we will also throw in a packet of turtle snorkels because someone needs to think of the turtles.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/91k0nmv3tdl._sl1500_.jpg)