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# Comedy Corner: Offensive FUN
- URL: https://goodoil.news/comedy-corner-offensive-fun-29/
- Published: 2020-05-18T05:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2020-05-16T20:38:56.000Z
- Author: SadButTrue
- Tags: Fun Stuff, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 03:24

Warning

Welcome to Politically Incorrect Comedy corner: the one place on *The BFD* where you are allowed to read and share naughty and offensive jokes that make us all laugh even though we are not supposed to. If you are offended by these kinds of jokes then please do not read this post.

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![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/dildo.jpg)

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**This scenario was repeated each time they made love for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute** **way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that** **she** **needed** . **Arriving** **home around noon one day, she was** **surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.** **During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate** **downsizing, and he had been let go.** **It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what** **he’d been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.** **Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest** **totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued** **by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.** **She explained that for more than three decades she had ‘charged’ him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.** **Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could** **barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, ‘If I’d had any idea what you were doing,** **I would have given you all my business!’** **That’s when she shot him. . .**

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Yeah, of course I used the spell checker. Why?

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![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/koala.jpg)

That moment when Australians realize what’s happening to their country…