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# Daily Roundup
- URL: https://goodoil.news/daily-roundup-7/
- Published: 2019-08-08T06:30:25.000Z
- Updated: 2019-08-07T06:07:56.000Z
- Author: Good Oil Staff
- Tags: Fun Stuff, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 04:14

Advice

Just a brief note to readers who like to add their own contributions to Daily Roundup in the comments. This post is for **family-friendly humour ONLY** thank you.  

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the toilet could spell disaster!

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Before surgery, my anaesthetist offered me a couple of different options. He could either knock me out with gas, or he could do it with a large wooden boat paddle. It was an ether/oar proposition.

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Two cowboys were wandering the desert, lost and starving. Finally, in the distance they see a tree draped in bacon.”Look!”, says one cowboy. “It’s a bacon tree, we’re saved!”He runs to the tree but is suddenly shot down in a hail of bullets. With his dying breath, he says, “Stay back! It’s not a bacon tree, it’s a ham bush.”

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