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# Evil Gun did not Resist Arrest
- URL: https://goodoil.news/evil-gun-did-not-resist-arrest/
- Published: 2019-08-16T05:30:30.000Z
- Updated: 2019-08-14T23:33:49.000Z
- Author: Good Oil Staff
- Tags: Fun Stuff, Weapons, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 03:49

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Satire

Satirical site the Bablonbee has penned an amusing take on evil weapons.

> \[…\] There was an attempted shooting earlier today but luckily, the police were close by.

> They managed to tackle the shooter’s AR-15 to the floor. They pinned it to the ground and kicked it a few times for good measure, though it did not appear to be resisting arrest.

> Bewildered, the shooter shrugged and slowly backed away.

> “Honestly I was kinda hoping to make a name for myself,” he told reporters later. “But they just blamed the gun. So… well, I guess I won’t be famous after all.”

> “At this point, we aren’t looking for any further suspects,” an FBI official told reporters as the AR-15 was read its rights and hauled away in the back of a police cruiser. “It seems the AR-15 acted entirely of its own volition, without any human operator who might have behavioral or mental issues.”

> “The weapon is obviously a menace that needs to be locked up to prevent any further harm,” he added.\[…\]  
>  
> [babylonbee.com/news/shooter-walks-free-as-police-tackle-arrest-ar-15](https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-walks-free-as-police-tackle-arrest-ar-15?ref=goodoil.news)