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# Face of the day
- URL: https://goodoil.news/face-of-the-day-1950/
- Published: 2019-05-12T18:30:34.000Z
- Updated: 2019-07-07T22:03:23.000Z
- Author: Good Oil Staff
- Tags: Blog, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 04:14

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Today’s face of the day Simon Bridges has an underpants stealing strategy.

It goes something like this:

- Phase 1: Sit there and do nothing
- Phase 2: ?
- Phase 3: Become the prime minister

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Underpants stealing strategy

> Time is our friend. The pressure in politics right this very minute isn’t on me or the National Party, it’s on the Labour Party.  
>  
> [National leader Simon Bridges](https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/112650590/bridges-to-party-faithful-time-is-on-our-side?ref=goodoil.news)

  
Yeah just kick back and relax Simon. What’s the rush? The win will just fall in your lap. No need to be a hard hitting and competent opposition…sigh.