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# Golly Gee these two have their testicles in a tangle
- URL: https://goodoil.news/golly-gee-these-two-have-their-testicles-in-a-tangle/
- Published: 2019-05-21T22:00:44.000Z
- Updated: 2019-05-21T08:34:46.000Z
- Author: Juana Atkins
- Tags: #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 04:14

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Our recent discussions about language being twisted to suit the left’s agenda have turned out to be very pertinent as this week two men got their tits in a tangle over a simple nickname.

Before we have a look at what they are offended about (and the 100% incorrect conclusion that they have jumped to) let’s first have a look at some common nicknames. You will notice that quite a few of my examples end with a ‘**y**‘or an ‘**i**‘

Men’s nicknames

- Dexter becomes **Dex**
- Samuel becomes **Sam**, **Sami, Sammie or Sammy**
- Abraham becomes **Ab, Abe, Abey, Abie, Abram, Brahm, Bram.**
- Albert becomes **Bertie**
- Elliot/ Elijah becomes **Eli**
- William becomes **Will**, **Willy**, **Bill**, and **Billy**. (A common Irish form is Liam).
- Nathan becomes **Nate**
- Rafferty becomes **Rafe**
- Edward / Edmund becomes **Ned**
- Ashley becomes **Ash**
- Callum / Calvin becomes **Cal**
- Cameron becomes **Cam**

Women’s nicknames

- Beatrice becomes **Bea**
- Edith becomes **Edie**
- Agatha becomes **Aggie, Ag, Aggy, Aggi, Aggie**
- Dorothy becomes **Dot**
- Emmeline becomes **Emme, Emmy**, **Emmi** and **Emmie**.
- Katherine /Kathleen becomes **Kitty, Kate, Kath, Cath, Cate, Cat, Kathy, Kathie, Kathi, Katie, Katey, Katy, Kay, Kat, Katya, Katyusha, Kati, Kit, Kitty, Kasia, Cathy**
- Charlotte becomes **Charlie, Charr, Charley, Lola, Lotta, Lottie, Lotte, Char, Charl, Harlie, Harlo, Chaz, Carlota, Carlott**
- Eleanor / Penelope becomes **Nell** or **Nellie**
- Theresa /Esther becomes **Tess**
- Isabelle / Isabella becomes **Izzy**
- Golriz becomes **Golly**, **Golli**, **Golrizee** or **Rizza**

You may have guessed by now that the two highly offended men are upset at the nickname Golly.

First, there is Sam McDonald who was so offended by the nickname that he made a formal complaint to the law society.

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Then there is Nick Stone who also chose to be offended by a harmless nickname and slandered *Whaleoil* in the process.

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According to Sam and Nick this is racist

Have these two men never heard the common phrase Golly Gee?

**Golly G**  is the nickname *Whaleoil* gave Golriz as her surname is Ghahraman. Golly G is a humorous reference to the common phrase Golly Gee. Only a really sick person who looks for racism everywhere would jump to the conclusion that it is a racist term. It is a short version of her name, nothing more and nothing less and Sam and Nick need to get over themselves.

> The ultimate irony is that both Sam and Nick are nicknames. Should we get offended on Nicholas’ behalf? If we call him Nick is that a reference to stealing things?