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# Hotel Paranoia
- URL: https://goodoil.news/hotel-paranoia/
- Published: 2022-07-20T04:15:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-07-18T20:39:10.000Z
- Author: General
- Tags: NZ, NZ Politics, Politics, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-16 23:04

A parody rewrite of the Eagles’ 1977 hit song, Hotel California, relevant to the current times, the times of pervasive paranoia and pandemics of fear.

On the great reset highway, fools’ words in my ear  
Warm smell of infection, rising up through the fear  
Up ahead in the future, I saw a frightening sight  
My health grew heavy and my rights grew dim  
I got locked down for the night

“Show passports at the doorway,”  
I heard the armed guards tell  
And I was thinking to myself,  
“This could be Heaven or this could be Hell”  
Then they brought out the needles and they boosted away  
There were voices in the monitor,  
I thought I heard them say…

Welcome to the Hotel Paranoia  
Such an ugly place (Such an ugly place)  
So just mask your face  
Plenty of doom at the Hotel Paranoia  
Any kind of fear (Any kind of fear)  
You can find it here

The news is definitely twisted toward propagandic ends  
They got a lot of pretty newsman boys they call friends  
How they lie in the courthouse, hyping the threat.  
Some lie to remember, some lie to forget

So I called up the doctor,  
“Please help me feel fine”  
He said, “We haven’t showed that spirit here since nineteen twenty nine”  
And so our choice is falling so far away,  
Taken out in the middle of the night  
Then you hear them say…

Welcome to the Hotel Paranoia  
Such an ugly place (Such an ugly place)  
So just mask your face  
The living will die at the Hotel Paranoia  
What a big surprise (not a nice surprise)  
Right before your eyes.

Fear’s up to the ceiling,  
They keep vaccine on ice  
“Sure,” we said, “we are all listeners here, on our own device”  
And in Big Pharma’s boardrooms,  
They gathered for the feast  
They profit from our sickly lives  
And they just can’t care the least

Last thing I remember, I was  
Lying on the floor  
I couldn’t get the message back  
To the way it was before  
“React,” said the fright man,  
“We are programmed to deceive.  
You can fact check any time you like,  
But you will not believe.”

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