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# Is Andy Burnham the New Binface of Great Britain?
- URL: https://goodoil.news/is-andy-burnham-the-new-binface-of-great-britain/
- Published: 2026-09-06T22:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-06T22:00:53.000Z
- Description: Our own leaders hate us. They are seeking to replace us with third-worlders who don’t share our values. Has it come to this? Binface Burnham needs to go out with the trash.
- Author: Perils
- Tags: UK Politics, Immigration

Binface stood as a comedy candidate in the Clacton By-Election getting more than 9,000 votes. This is a bit of fun in a by-election but do we want a binface as prime minister of Great Britain? Nigel Farage was not present at the count in Clacton but Count Binface was, celebrating his biggest count ever.

Count Binface, who is actually Jonathon David Harvey – a satirical writer for *Have I got News For You* the *Thick of It* and *Time Trumpets* – got a quarter of the votes in Clacton. Harvey got the idea of Buckethead and Binface standing in elections from a character in a low-budget 1984 film called *Hyperspace*, a parody on *Star Wars*. In 2017 he stood against Theresa May as Lord Buckethead but because of copyright issues over the name, he had to retire. He stood against Boris Johnson in the 2019 elections as Count Binface.

Ever since day one of his becoming prime minister, Andy Burnham has been a binface regarding the main issue of the day – immigration – by refusing to answer questions on the topic.

Did Binface Burnham recall Churchill’s 1940s speech to the Commons of ‘We shall fight on the beaches’ when he was pictured peering at an invaders dingy under the White Cliffs of Dover? I doubt it! Binface Burnham has done a Churchill-reversal by putting out the welcome mat for invaders. As Trump said, ‘Starmer is no Churchill’ and Burnham is proving the same.

Spitefully, Binface Burnham has come up with a sprinkler system that builds ‘Fawlty Towers’ in Lib-Dem areas that don’t vote for him, like the Cotswolds. The Lib-Dems have always been for open borders as long as the invaders don’t end up anywhere near them. Highgrove is near one planned development, so no they will be back to the King’s place for high tea as he lays out the red carpet for the new arrivals. Diversity to his liking will be right on his doorstep!

Binface’s sprinkler system is designed to ruin all areas of the country, not just some. It is couched in class-warfare terms. Everyone must play their fair share in taking in the invaders. Some of those small leafy quiet villages, like Piddington five miles north of Oxford with a population of around 350, had escaped the curse of the aliens. So, why not shove in 1,250 fighting aged men into a ‘Fawlty Towers’ like operation in the disused Bicester barracks and make life hell for the villagers?

Binface Burnham is playing fast and loose with the safety of women and girls; another ‘Fawlty Towers’ is planned for the barracks in Linton-on-Ouse in North, Yorkshire, housing even larger numbers of fighting-aged men. The new Home Office pamphlet for migrants demonstrates full awareness of the sexual attacks on women. He wants us to play our fair share whilst avoiding it himself. A hypocrite! As Mike Graham said in his show, there will be rapists in every post code.

Podcaster Lauren the Insider called out to Binface Burnham when he was gunning for MP in Manchester and asked him what he was doing about rape gangs? The answer was the ‘Sound of Silence’. Since Labour has been in power, at least 80,000 unvetted, mainly men, have arrived in what were termed small boats but have now become mega ones. It’s time to blitz the boats.

Piddington will be asking to become the 51st state of America. It wants independence from the UK. Our own leaders hate us. They are seeking to replace us with third worlders who don’t share our values. Has it come to this? Binface Burnham needs to go out with the trash.