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# Is Anyone Home at the Self-Isolation Hotline?
- URL: https://goodoil.news/is-anyone-home-at-the-self-isolation-hotline/
- Published: 2020-03-21T22:59:32.000Z
- Updated: 2020-03-26T20:52:25.000Z
- Author: Xavier Theodore Reginald Ordinary
- Tags: COVID-19, Health, News, NZ, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 03:24

A reader noticed this on the local Helensville Community Facebook page:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/helensville.jpg)

So they decided to email the self-isolation email that was [pushed everywhere on Friday and Saturday by the Ministry of Health](https://www.health.govt.nz/our-work/diseases-and-conditions/covid-19-novel-coronavirus/covid-19-novel-coronavirus-health-advice-general-public/covid-19-self-isolation?ref=goodoil.news). This was the reply:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/email-response.jpg)

Riiight…you can’t even play a knock, knock joke with that because there is no one there to say “Who’s there?”.

Someone needs a boot in their ass for that messaging.

This is serious stuff and we seem to have a clown show in charge.