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# Kiwi Cops Enter Clown World
- URL: https://goodoil.news/kiwi-cops-enter-clown-world/
- Published: 2019-06-29T22:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2019-07-07T10:59:27.000Z
- Author: Juana Atkins
- Tags: Blog, NZ, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 04:14

Apparently wearing a kilt, dancing funny and displaying Porridge Wog motifs means that you are a white supremacist. To be fair though, most of them are gingers redheads anyway, so they really can’t help having milk white skin. I can’t wait to see the police raids on Irish and Scottish dancing clubs and the police arresting anyone wearing tartan.

Woe betide you if you have a subscription to Netflix and have been watching the show *Vikings*. Our Kiwi Keystone cops have gone all the way into Clown World now as they check Firearm licence applicants for shaven heads, tattoos, Nazi symbolism and **camouflage clothes** amongst other things.

Did you know that Kiwi hunters are white supremacists? Wearing camouflage is gateway clothing to right-wing extremism apparently.

What’s next? Checking to see that you don’t listen to country and western music?  
Or anything with banjos?  
Is listening to Toby Keith going to get you a visit?

> Firearm licence applicants are being checked for shaven heads, Nazi symbolism and camouflage clothes \[…\]  
>  
> Signifiers of the extreme right include tattoos, **Celtic or Norse symbolism,** books on the Third Reich, confederate flags, and reference to Norway mass-shooter Anders Breivik.   
>  
> [Stuff](https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/christchurch-shooting/113666061/police-check-firearm-licence-applicants-for-signs-of-extreme-right-after-march-15-terror-attack?ref=goodoil.news)

  
Oh right, so Irish and Scots dancers are now white supremacists?   
Who knew Riverdance was so subversive.

If you are a fan of American basketball watch out, the Keystone coppers might bang you up in the poky cause it doesn’t get much worse than this…

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/1200px-boston_celtics.svg_.png)

**Oh my goodness it doesn’t get more right-wing than a leprechaun smoking a pipe covered in Irish celtic symbols.**