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# Laughter Is the Best Medicine
- URL: https://goodoil.news/laughter-is-the-best-medicine-38/
- Published: 2020-04-30T03:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2020-04-29T01:15:10.000Z
- Author: Good Oil Staff
- Tags: Fun Stuff, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 03:24

While our BFD community is in isolation it is important to have a good laugh every day.

This regular daily post is the place to joke about the Kung Flu and banish negative thoughts.

Let’s take it one day at a time dear readers and keep our spirits high. We will support each other through this.

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## A story of squirrels.

The **Presbyterian church** called a meeting to decide what to do about  
their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they  
concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they  
shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

At the **Baptist church** the squirrels had taken an interest in the  
baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the  
baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked  
the slide and, fortunately for them, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as  
many squirrels showed up the following week.

The **Lutheran church** decided that they were not in a position to harm any  
of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set  
them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were  
back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

The **Episcopalians** tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of  
whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with  
alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk  
squirrels can do.

But the **Catholic church** came up with a very creative strategy! They  
baptised all the squirrels and made them members of the Church. Now  
they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

And not much was heard from the **Jewish synagogue.** They took the first  
squirrel and circumcised him.  
They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

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