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# Laughter Is the Best Medicine
- URL: https://goodoil.news/laughter-is-the-best-medicine-6/
- Published: 2020-03-29T01:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2020-03-28T02:24:51.000Z
- Author: Good Oil Staff
- Tags: Fun Stuff, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 03:24

While our BFD community is in isolation it is important to have a good laugh every day.

This regular daily post is the place to joke about the Kung Flu and banish negative thoughts.

Let’s take it one day at a time dear readers and keep our spirits high. We will support each other through this.

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**Apologies to Queen**  
 Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody

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The BFD. Image credit Wibble

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 Is this a sore throat?  
 Is this just allergies?  
 Caught in a lockdown  
 No escape from reality.  
 Don’t touch your eyes  
 Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy

I’m just a poor boy, no job security  
Because of easy spread, even though  
washed your hands, laying low  
I look out the window, the curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man  
I didn’t stay inside in bed  
I walked by him, now he’s dead  
Mama, life was so much fun  
but now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague

Mama, oooooh  
didn’t mean to make them die  
if I’m not back to work this time tomorrow  
carry on, carry on as if people didn’t matter

Too late, my time has come  
sends shivers down my spine  
body’s aching all the time  
goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu  
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, oooooh  
I don’t wanna die  
I sometimes wish I never went out at all

I see a little silhouette of a man  
what a douche, what a douche  
did he even wash his hands though  
security is tightening  
very very frightening me

Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)  
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)  
Gotta lay low masturbate  
Masturbate O O O O

I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality  
HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FACING MORTALITY  
spare him his life from this monstrosity  
ouch your face, wash your hands, will you wash your hands?

BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)  
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)  
BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT WASH YOUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)  
WASH YOUR HANDS! (never, never, never wash your hands oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)

No no no no no  
Oh mama mia, mia (mama mia wash your hands!)  
COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me  
So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand?  
So you think we can hang out and not break our plans?  
Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby,  
Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home with my fever  
oooooh

Curving can get flatter  
Anyone can see  
Curving can get flatter  
Curving can get flatter, you’ll see  
Just look out your windows….  
FLATTEN THE CURVE