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# OK You Guys: Brace Yourselves
- URL: https://goodoil.news/ok-you-guys-brace-yourselves/
- Published: 2023-05-21T01:30:00.000Z
- Updated: 2023-05-20T18:36:55.000Z
- Author: Kevin
- Tags: Culture, Gender, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-16 22:22

OK guys, and by that I mean all you straight men. I’ve got some really bad news. Brace yourselves.

*Sports Illustrated* has decided to put a dude with boobs on the cover of its [swimsuit edition](https://swimsuit.si.com/swimnews/meet-your-cover-model-2023-kim-petras?ref=goodoil.news).

It’s almost as if the marketing departments have been taken over by woke Gen Zers straight out of universities.

OK, personally this doesn’t affect me that much as I haven’t read *Sports Illustrated* for decades, not since Elle Macpherson graced the cover. It’s more the principle than anything else. I mean, what next? The people or person who actually decided to put a tranny on the cover must actually believe that a guy with some fake tits and nip and tuck must actually be a real woman that straight guys would actually find attractive.

Errr, no. We don’t. Even the wokiest of straight guys doesn’t really believe a trans dude is actually a woman, even though he may say the opposite.

Here’s a test. Find yourselves a straight, genuinely straight, woke guy (look in the soy aisle of supermarket if you’re having trouble finding one) and ask him if he would sleep with a tranny. If he’s honest he’ll say no and make up some excuse. If he says yes and you’ve got some spare cash lying around, hire a trans prossie to come over to his house and offer him his/its services.

But here’s what the idiotic marketing departments of these woke companies don’t get. For every one new customer they get they lose a hundred more by doing this stuff. “Go Woke Go Broke” is not just a bunch of words: it is fact.

At least as far as I know, companies like Playboy haven’t had a centrefold of a dude showing off his fake boobs and fake vadge.

At least, not yet.

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