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# She Does Nothing at All — (A Love Song for NZ PM, Jacinda Ardern)
- URL: https://goodoil.news/she-does-nothing-at-all-a-love-song-for-nz-pm-jacinda-ardern/
- Published: 2022-03-24T06:30:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-03-22T20:08:02.000Z
- Author: Lady Wellington
- Tags: Fun Stuff, Music, NZ, Politics, Video, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 01:12

This is a parody version of When You Say Nothing At All, by Ronan Keating. The lyrics have been rewritten to pay tribute to our famously useless, constantly grinning and slightly malevolent leader, **Jacinda Ardern.** New lyrics and performance by **Anto Coates.**

Lyrics…

Verse 1:

It’s amazing that Kiwis still vote for Ardern,  
After four years of hell, you’d think they would learn,  
She talks a good game, but soon you will find,  
A facade with nothing behind.

Chorus:

The smile on her face makes you think she’s not too bad,  
But she’s just thinking ‘bout throwing you in the Gulag,  
While we’re all captive and suffering, she’s having a ball…  
She’ll promise freedom — but then does nothing at all.

Verse 2:

We’re a team of five million, so says Madam Muck,  
But if you’re an ex-pat, you’re sh\*t out of luck,  
Tune in at 1 for some indoctrination,  
Roll on up for your twelfth vaccination!

Chorus:

That smile on her face says that she’ll never leave ya,  
But she’ll soon bugger off for a job in Geneva, She’s Jacindarella at midnight, departing the ball…At least she left a shoe… she left us nothing at all.  
  
(Musical interlude)Go out for dinner, you now need a permit,  
Don’t want the jab? You’ll soon be a hermit,  
Freedom is now just a memory, we barely recall,  
We backed the wrong horse — she’s good for nothing at all.

(Repeat and fade… backing vocals “backed the wrong horse she’s good for nothing at all…”)

That smile on her face, half-truths and the lies, her fidgety hands let you know she’s misleading…!function(r,u,m,b,l,e){r.\_Rumble=b,r\[b\]||(r\[b\]=function(){(r\[b\].\_=r\[b\].\_||\[\]).push(arguments);if(r\[b\].\_.length==1){l=u.createElement(m),e=u.getElementsByTagName(m)\[0\],l.async=1,l.src="https://rumble.com/embedJS/u4"+(arguments\[1\].video?'.'+arguments\[1\].video:'')+"/?url="+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+"&args="+encodeURIComponent(JSON.stringify(\[\].slice.apply(arguments))),e.parentNode.insertBefore(l,e)}})}(window, document, "script", "Rumble");Rumble("play", {"video":"vv85aa","div":"rumble\_vv85aa"});

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