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# Stuff Has Caught ‘Jacindavirus’
- URL: https://goodoil.news/stuff-has-caught-jacindavirus/
- Published: 2020-03-17T20:30:00.000Z
- Updated: 2020-03-26T20:56:14.000Z
- Author: idbkiwi
- Tags: COVID-19, Media, NZ, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 03:24

The test results are in; *Stuff* has Jacindavirus…it’s dangerous.

*Dominion Post*, Friday 13th March, 2020\. Luke Malpass, Political Editor:

Trump Bad Man, very bad. Jacinda good.*“Coronavirus: The day Trump discovered coronavirus, and screwed the global economy”*

> “So, Donald Trump, under all sorts of pressure in the United States over his handling of Coronavirus, has suddenly turned around and banned all travel of non-US residents from Europe to the United States.  
> Short of shutting all US borders and ports, this was **the worst thing the US president could have done.** Up until now Covid-19 look like something that would herald a downturn, but that public health interventions would get on top of.”

Stupid Trump; should have followed glorious leader’s low energy, low priority, have a lie-down example: **“the continued low-key approach has been in keeping with the national character.”** All praise the “Fisherman’s Friend”. She is us. Amen.

Four days later: mini-Molotov from Morrinsville, having tossed a blazing cocktail of restrictions at the parched $16 billion industry, burns NZ tourism to the ground, also entirely in keeping with the national character.

*Dominion Post*, Tuesday 17th March, 2020\. Luke Malpass, Political Editor:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/stuff-the_bfd-9f.png)

The BFD. Screenshot from Stuff.

> “It was the prime minister at her best: commanding, on top of her brief, free of the bureaucratic waffle and self-doubt…heroic…modest…

\[**Editor’s note**\]: idbkiwi was not able to complete this piece, as he fell off his chair laughing and hurt his typing finger.

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