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# That Is Not What Was Supposed to Happen!
- URL: https://goodoil.news/that-is-not-what-was-supposed-to-happen/
- Published: 2024-03-12T23:30:00.000Z
- Updated: 2024-07-26T11:33:14.000Z
- Author: Guest Post
- Tags: Environment, Fun Stuff, NZ, NZ Politics, Politics, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-06-28 02:24

**Rosemary Abbott**

[whakatakitimes.nz](https://whakatakitimes.nz/e-bike-tumble-seymours-critics-annoyed-to-find-out-hes-not-driving-a-bmw/?ref=goodoil.news)

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BROWNIE POINTS

ACT leader David Seymour found himself at the centre of a scandal that has left his critics more annoyed than anything else.

Seymour flipped over his e-bike in dramatic fashion on Sunday evening, but the crash has now left some people with the bigger question – why was he riding an environmentally friendly bicycle instead of a BMW wanker-mobile?

The drama unfolded after Seymour had attended Holy Trinity Cathedral’s Commonwealth service. In an attempt to dodge an oncoming car, Seymour executed what he describes as a flawless cartwheel over the handlebars. Critics, however, are less impressed with his impromptu circus act.

“I thought if I heard the words David Seymour and crash, it would mean he’d driven his $100,000 BMW into something. But he was actually on an e-bike so I guess even a stopped clock is right twice a day,” said well known eco-warrior Ruby Galbraith.

One other detractor of Seymour also spoke to our reporters

“I had my ‘Seymour in a BMW’ tweet ready to go, but this e-bike revelation ruined everything. I guess we’ll have to settle for a mediocre circus act instead of a political drama,” remarked another cynic.

“It’s just weird to hear that he’s doing something so sustainable. It’s so off brand for such a vile, racist right-winger.”

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