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# The Liar
- URL: https://goodoil.news/the-liar/
- Published: 2020-04-08T20:30:00.000Z
- Updated: 2020-04-08T04:13:06.000Z
- Author: idbkiwi
- Tags: COVID-19, NZ, NZ Politics, Politics, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 03:24

**The Liar:**Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub,  
And who do you think were there?  
The butcher, the baker, the candle-stick maker,  
All gone home in despair.

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The BFD

Their businesses gone,  
Then wondering, forlorn,  
They asked what the hell they did wrong?

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*The BFD*

Along comes a liar, pants bursting on fire,  
Spitting falsehoods from out of the blue,  
I've always said, you can get out of bed,  
And go to work; if you want to.

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*The BFD*

If you do it online, it's perfectly fine,  
I don't understand your confusion.  
Lying bare-faced, what an utter disgrace,  
In her world; truth's but an illusion.

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*The BFD*

> “Tell big lies, biggies, big fat fibs, the bigger – the better, they’re easier to get away with”  
>  
> Ex-Chancellor of Germany, circa 1933.

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