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# The Media’s Extinction Emergency
- URL: https://goodoil.news/the-medias-extinction-emergency/
- Published: 2019-12-01T20:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2019-12-01T04:38:34.000Z
- Author: idbkiwi
- Tags: NZ, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 03:49

Crikey; she’s a one-horse race to the bottom, I tell ya’. Nobody’s even close.

The latest ABC audits have been released and the *Stuff Dompos*t stable of wholemeal, gluten-free, oat-eating nags and whisperer’s are churning out doom-porn and lefto-piffle in quantities so vast more and more people are just saying enough’s enough, they can’t handle it, and are cancelling their subscriptions en-masse, **giving up at the rate of 500 per-month.**

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/the_bfd-media-decline-nz-f.png)

The folks at the cancellation desk surely deserve a pay rise as circulation drops at an annualised rate of 15% – that’s (close to) double the Herald’s loss of 8% and triple the ODT’s measly 5% – and now, in what seems an unfair advantage to the current leader, they’re promising to bolt on a blower and supercharge the decline. Yes; really…

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/the_bfd-media-decline-nz-db.png)

Seems they’ve opted for a quick demise and chosen voluntary euthanasia. Soon the whole ‘business’ will be for sale at the price of a single paper, or perhaps they’ll give it away. Any takers?

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/the_bfd-media-sonovamin-cartoon-dinosuarscomet.jpg)

The BFD. Cartoon credit SonovaMin