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# The Mrs Slocombe of NZ Politics Is Upset Because Someone Plastered Her Pussy
- URL: https://goodoil.news/the-mrs-slocombe-of-nz-politics-is-upset-because-someone-plastered-her-pussy/
- Published: 2020-01-15T19:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2020-01-16T19:50:50.000Z
- Author: Xavier Theodore Reginald Ordinary
- Tags: Featured, NZ, NZ Politics, Politics, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-17 03:24

Nikki Kaye is one cat shy of being a crazy cat lady, but is making a damn good impression of Mrs Slocombe by complaining about her pussy being covered in plaster:

> National MP Nikki Kaye has been left horrified after her cat Charlie was involved in what is believed to be a building site accident after coming home covered in plaster.  
>  
> Taking to social media today, Kaye revealed her “fur baby” has had a tough time following the incident – so much so the dark-haired cat had to have nearly its whole body shaved.  
>  
> “Been a tough time as my beautiful fur baby Charlie came home literally covered in what we think is plaster from a building site,” she said.  
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> Kaye revealed Charlie had to have his body shaved due to the toxic nature of the plaster amid fears it would seep through into his body.  
>  
> A Newspaper

How dreadful, her pussy had to be shaved!

Why isn’t this MP in the news smashing the government for one of a hundred reasons? I don’t care about her pussy to be honest. A few months out from the election and she is in an article about her pussy?

She might not yet be a crazy cat lady but she sure is making a good impression of Mrs Slocombe.

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