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# Uncle Sam Needs You
- URL: https://goodoil.news/uncle-sam-needs-you/
- Published: 2023-09-24T21:30:00.000Z
- Updated: 2023-09-23T21:42:19.000Z
- Author: Guest Post
- Tags: Fun Stuff, History, Politics, USA Politics, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-16 22:07

**Monica Hughes PhD**

*Nomad, crusader, and biologist living in a world without authority.*

[themariachiyears.substack.com](https://themariachiyears.substack.com/p/uncle-sam-needs-you)

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That’s right folks! A military jet crashed and the government needs YOUR help finding it:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/image_2023-09-24_100818022.png)

Image Credit: themariachiyears.substack.com

You are too incompetent to own an AR-15, though.

In other attention-span-of-a-gerbil-theater-of-the-absurd “news,” RFK Jr and supporters want you to know that he needs Secret Service protection! This after he was just protected *from* an undercover government agent *by* private security.

You got it. He needs government protection even though government agents probably killed his dad and uncle.

This is some serious Stockholm Syndrome/statist brainwashing, or something else entirely.

Anyway, back to the missing fighter jets! I do believe I am able to recover the best missing memes so please enjoy those, at least:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/image_2023-09-24_100919479.png)

Image Credit: themariachiyears.substack.com

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/image_2023-09-24_101051431.png)

Image Credit: themariachiyears.substack.com

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/image_2023-09-24_101152085.png)

Image Credit: themariachiyears.substack.com

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/image_2023-09-24_101244104.png)

Image Credit: themariachiyears.substack.com

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/31/f4/31f4e20a-0315-499e-83ff-139e8eab53bf/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/image_2023-09-24_101429258.png)

Image Credit: themariachiyears.substack.com

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