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12 Day’s of Ardern’s Christmas Gifts

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On the first day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

A lying promise of freedom when we reached the magic ninety

On the second day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

Vaccine division and discord among my friends and family

On the third day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

A promise, but no Rapid Antigen Test Kits to travel safely

On the fourth day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

An unending number of jabs to maintain the lie I am Covid free

On the fifth day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

Omicron scare-mongering to defy logic and sanity

On the sixth day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

Government sanctioned Iwi road blocks to foment racial disharmony

On the seventh day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

Traffic light controls promising no end to more restrictions stupidly accepted with glee

On the eighth day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

Retailers checking vaccine passes – desperate for a spending spree

On the ninth day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

Little Christmas cheer and no desire to decorate the tree, ’cause others suffer more than me

On the tenth day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

Church leaders who’ve lost the plot, exhorting the sheep to embrace a vaccinated identity

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

The saddest Christmas for many, which says a lot after 2020

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Prime Minister gave to me

A year from hell on steroids, to go down in history.

What I really want for Christmas is for the Prime Minister’s reign of terror to end. Her fake kindness is not welcome at any time, and especially ignominious during this season of Christmas cheer, love and empathy.

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