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A Public Service Announcement

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MEDIA STATEMENT

Brian Tamaki has been found to be a super spreader of truth, democracy and freedom and as such he has no place in a modern technocratic dictatorship.

We wish to reassure the public that this 63-year-old male will be prosecuted to the full extent of whatever laws, directives and emergency regulations we can invent in order to keep citizens safe from unauthorised thoughts.

If we are to move forward as one people into the brave new world which awaits, then all citizens must resist the pernicious evils of freedom of speech and assembly. This behaviour is outdated and has no place in a modern autocracy.

ENDS

– This public servitude announcement has been brought to you by The Fear and Repression Commission.

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