I’ve had the great privilege of working these past couple of days, actual working, producing something of value (hopefully) for clients deemed ‘essential’. The experience has been cathartic, if a little eerie, just lil’ ‘ol me in an otherwise empty building. It didn’t take long after arriving home
Satire (Maybe) It was a bright cold day in April, the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston understood it would be a long stretch at the memory-hole: Big Sister had retro-spoken, the past would now need to change. He must not pause. Leaning forward at his desk Winston’s eyes traversed
The Liar:Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, And who do you think were there? The butcher, the baker, the candle-stick maker, All gone home in despair. Their businesses gone, Then wondering, forlorn, They asked what the hell they did wrong? Along comes a liar, pants bursting on fire, Spitting
Editors note: Due to technical issues yesterday that prevented our articles from being viewed by most of our audience I have made the decision to republish them today. The idea from Hardernurly’s (Jacinda Ardern’s) misleadia-managers to plagiarise the slogan ‘Test, test, test‘ in the Covid Catastrophe propaganda war
Editors note: Due to technical issues yesterday that prevented our articles from being viewed by most of our audience I have made the decision to republish them today. It’s my own fault. Believing it was, surely, not possible to say anything more arrogant than her performance on March 19th
The idea from Hardernurly’s (Jacinda Ardern’s) misleadia-managers to plagiarise the slogan ‘Test, test, test‘ in the Covid Catastrophe propaganda war has proven to be very bad advice indeed. She should have known better, communications degree ‘n all. It’s had some severe blow-back, denting her credibility, and she’
It’s my own fault. Believing it was, surely, not possible to say anything more arrogant than her performance on March 19th when she declared herself and her administration “your single source of truth”, I hadn’t taken the opportunity to recalibrate my supersiliometer which carefully measures the contemptuous arrogance
Beware the ides of March. Julias Caesar ignored such superstitious claptrap, yet the advice, if heeded, might have changed world history; who knows? The ides – ‘the middle”, from which we get ‘divide’ – has come and gone. At the ‘kalender’, the beginning of the month, our leader assured us the chances
In times of alarm, we seek information. It’s what all sentient beings do, whether human, ape, elephant, or hyena; and we reciprocate, communicating our own knowledge or perception of a situation in return, sometimes adding to the veracity of the information, sometimes detracting from it. Alarm sells; that’s
Information Satire Good morning to you all; my Coronial Subjects, it is I: Go-hard Go-early Jacinda, Queen of New Zealand, Most-efficacious Saviour of the Nation. You will all, by now, in this time of crisis, have noticed the superb communication skills I wield in the baddle against our common enemy,
At first, I was flabbergasted, slightly angered if I’m honest, by this morning’s Dompost editorial “In touch with our inner snitch” encouraging us to turn on each other. Then I remembered it’s just what the insidious left, the shouty-people, do: It began to dawn on me just
Flying somewhat, and so far, under the radar following the anniversary of the alleged-murderer Tarrant’s despicable deeds are the proposed follow-up of controls on so-called “hate speech.” They have been subject to considerable speculation in the year since, this despite zero evidence produced or alleged so far that home-grown
The test results are in; Stuff has Jacindavirus…it’s dangerous. Dominion Post, Friday 13th March, 2020. Luke Malpass, Political Editor: Trump Bad Man, very bad. Jacinda good.“Coronavirus: The day Trump discovered coronavirus, and screwed the global economy” “So, Donald Trump, under all sorts of pressure in the United
It was a hard one yesterday; my daily dilemma. I didn’t know who to feel sorrier for, the prime minister of Australia or his New Zealand counterpart. Mr Morrison, in the wake of yet-another UN special rapporteur’s profound injunctions, will need to find teachers fluent in all 150-plus
The Wellington daily rag has a new outbreak of Colonial-virus. It’s become an epidemic in the diseased tabloid. They should shut the whole thing down and quarantine it until everybody within the facility’s infected community gets over it, and themselves. Today’s wretched ‘feature’ effort is authored by
Editor’s Note: I can understand why the document referred to in this article has been leaked to social media. It reveals how the NZ Police are abusing powers given to them for another purpose to spy on ordinary New Zealanders doing ordinary, completely legal things. It gives me no
