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The BFD Poll Results: National Party

The BFD Poll Results: National Party

The poll results below are from a live poll so the results that I have commented on in this post may have changed slightly by the time that this post publishes. At the time of writing 612 people out of the 786 people who had participated in the poll said

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The Pope Calls for an APOLOGY from the Maori Council of NZ

The Pope Calls for an APOLOGY from the Maori Council of NZ

Information Satire. The Vatican Council and Pope Brian Paul have written to the Maori Council of New Zealand demanding that they issue an apology to Catholics for the deaths and consumption of Catholic Priests and other Christian missionaries to New Zealand. Pope Brian has made a call for the descendants

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DOPEY Bugger of the Week
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DOPEY Bugger of the Week

The Maori Council has told the Pope to issue an apology to Maori for the colonisation of New Zealand. Matthew Tukaki is our Dopey Bugger of the week for demanding an apology from the Pope. New Zealand wasn’t colonised by the Vatican aka the Catholic Church. Captain Cook, who

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Nashy Has Gone MAD With Power

Nashy Has Gone MAD With Power

The current changes to the gun laws are bad enough but now Stuart Nash has moved to give the Police even MORE Power with even tougher gun laws. He’s gone mad with power and has become a menace. The changes are being sold to the public as being about

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Face of the Day

Face of the Day

Do you know who this is? Do you know the name of his new party? I have made him the same offer I made to all the other leaders of political parties in New Zealand. He is welcome to send me guest posts so that our readers can find out

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What a GREAT Kid!

What a GREAT Kid!

Tall Poppy Syndrome is alive and well In New Zealand where a hard working and entrepreneurial 14 year old who runs his own business has been given a serious kick in the guts by some busybody wanker who has done his best to cost the boy his business. Fourteen-year-old entrepreneur

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Keystone Cops Ask Nicely

Keystone Cops Ask Nicely

In a truth is stranger than fiction moment, New Zealand Police have met with gang leaders in the hope that they might be able to convince them to surrender guns during the amnesty. I believe the conversation went something like this.. “Aw shucks guys the thing is if you don’

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The Number ONE Difference Between the Left & The Right

The Number ONE Difference Between the Left & The Right

The number one difference between the Left and the Right is that the Left do not care about upsetting people. They are not poll driven fruit cakes. John Key was the best example of the difference between the Left and the Right. Instead of defending right-wing or conservative principles and

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The BFD Welcomes Guest Posts from ALL Political parties
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The BFD Welcomes Guest Posts from ALL Political parties

Yesterday morning I sent out emails to six political party leaders inviting them to submit guest posts to The BFD. With election year fast approaching and parties getting into election mode I wanted to give them all an equal opportunity to get their views in front of our substantial audience.

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The BFD’s Letter to the Editor section
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The BFD’s Letter to the Editor section

The BFD has a Letter to the Editor section. I invite readers to submit their thoughts on issues that they feel strongly about. You can take a position for or against an issue, simply inform, or do both. If you do not want your full name to be published please

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Labour Moves the Goal Posts AGAIN

Labour Moves the Goal Posts AGAIN

When Kiwibuild failed Jacinda Ardern’s government moved the goal posts and called it a Kiwibuild reset. The housing promise was to build 100,000 affordable homes over 10 years, half of them in Auckland. The KiwiwBuild reset has a build target of zero. Another example of moving the goal

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But Ice Cream DOES Make You HAPPY
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But Ice Cream DOES Make You HAPPY

I am fortunate enough to live at the beach. One of the benefits of living at the beach is Mr Whippy. I do not have to leave the house to be tempted by a mood enhancing treat as the treats, now that the weather has warmed up, come each weekend

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A  Realistic and Pragmatic Leader Who Puts His Country First

A Realistic and Pragmatic Leader Who Puts His Country First

President Trump is fulfilling his most important deregulatory promise. On the 4th of November next year it will be a great day for America, as that is the date when the US withdrawal from the ruinous Paris Agreement will become final. Press Statement: Michael R. Pompeo, Secretary of State November

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The Listing Our Achievements Labour Party Style CHALLENGE

The Listing Our Achievements Labour Party Style CHALLENGE

There has been some hype about the PM Jacinda Ardern rattling off a list of the achievements of the Labour-led Coalition government to the camera, complete with lots of exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements. The general consensus from the faithful seems to be that she is delightful and down

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Jacinda Funds Satellite to Track Cow FARTS
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Jacinda Funds Satellite to Track Cow FARTS

A global methane-tracking satellite will be sent into orbit in New Zealand’s first state-funded space mission. The Government will put $26 million into a joint mission with the United States’ Environmental Defense Fund to launch and operate the organisation’s state-of-the-art data-gathering MethaneSAT satellite, Research, Science and Innovation Minister

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Ardern’s Viral Video Rebutted

Ardern’s Viral Video Rebutted

The National party has countered Jacinda Ardern’s viral video. In addition to the bitch slap from National A Newspaper also put the boot in by fact-checking Ardern’s claims and pointing out that the following claims were FALSE or misleading: * She made the misleading claim that the Government has

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