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A Plan So Cunning You Could Put a Tail on It and Call It a Weasel

A Plan So Cunning You Could Put a Tail on It and Call It a Weasel

Simon Bridges loves grandstanding in parliament, using heaps of supplementary questions to try to ‘get’ Jacinda Ardern. Most of the time all he succeeds in doing is pissing off his caucus by wasting questions that they could have used to skewer dead-set useless ministers. Two and a half weeks ago

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Botany Turning into a Real Mess for National

Botany Turning into a Real Mess for National

Simon Bridges must almost be wishing that he’d never chucked Jami-Lee Ross under the bus. Botany is turning into a real mess as list MPs jockey for a safe seat and flip the bird at the President, Peter Goodfellow and Regional Chair, Andrew Hunt, who both want ‘Happy hand

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Bridges Will Have to Reverse This if He is to Have any Chance of being PM
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Bridges Will Have to Reverse This if He is to Have any Chance of being PM

1News have revealed a new polling stance: publishing approval ratings for the PM and Simon Bridges. The BFD has been saying for a long time that this sort of polling will reveal the dire position National finds themselves in under Bridges’ leadership. National’s caucus is almost never shown these

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Bad News for Crazy Cat Ladies

Bad News for Crazy Cat Ladies

Before I even read the article on Newshub about why dog owners are likely to live longer, I came up with my own theory. (Disclaimer: I am a dog lover and hate cats due to a traumatic incident in childhood). Do you want to know all about it? Okay then

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‘Uncle Fester’ Luxon’s Brave Campaign Move

‘Uncle Fester’ Luxon’s Brave Campaign Move

Running in Botany is a very, very brave move for aspiring National Party leader and PM Chris “Uncle Fester” Luxon. He is running against a noted and committed dirty politician in Jami-Lee Ross who has nothing to lose. Ross is a man who could be the difference between being in

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He Was Labour Until he Lost…Now He’s Dog Tucker

He Was Labour Until he Lost…Now He’s Dog Tucker

This from Stuff nearly a year ago: Wellington Mayor Justin Lester has tossed his hat in the ring for a second term.   Labour announced their line-up on Sunday, with all the existing  Wellington City Council Labour councillors Brian Dawson, Peter Gilberd  and Fleur Fitzsimons all seeking re-election next year. They

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Face of the Day

Face of the Day

Today’s face of the day needs to put on a pair of Jackboots to better stomp down the dirt over the coffin of University Student accommodation. This government is big on knee jerk reactions to tragedies. Instead of focussing on the cause and therefore how in the future to

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Local Body Roundup, Interesting Results
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Local Body Roundup, Interesting Results

Mostly the local body elections have been a yawn-fest, but there are some results that are interesting, funny, or utterly strange. Wellington: Justin Lester has been given the arse card by Andy Foster. Three other councillors were given a DCM as Wellington voters voted for change. Auckland: Phil Goff comfortably

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Stardust Turns to Cinders, but Nats Still Can’t Win

Stardust Turns to Cinders, but Nats Still Can’t Win

The latest Newshub/Reid Research poll is out and it is bad for Jacinda Ardern personally along with Labour. Headline numbers are: National: 43.9% Labour: 41.6% Greens: 6.3% NZ First: 4.0% On those numbers, a Labour/Green government would be returned. The Nats simply don’t

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This Is Politics Not Business and It’s Going to Be Real Dirty

This Is Politics Not Business and It’s Going to Be Real Dirty

Christopher Luxon has started off his campaign to win Botany by single-handedly pissing off every single existing National caucus member, especially Todd Muller, who is seen as the wet team’s hope to replace the failing Simon Bridges. But that win could still come hard for Luxon. Ross is fighting

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Countdown Now Hopelessly Woke

Countdown Now Hopelessly Woke

Countdown seems to be run by Wombles, Muppets and the perpetually woke now. First, they removed plastic bags and forced us all to borrow their plastic baskets to take our groceries to the car. Then they imposed age limits on energy drinks so that customers had to be at least

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Worst Kept Secret, Luxon Gets His Parachute Ready

Worst Kept Secret, Luxon Gets His Parachute Ready

As predicted here at The BFD, Christopher Luxon has declared he is seeking the National party nomination for Botany. Former Air New Zealand chief Christopher Luxon has put his  name up to be the National Party candidate in the Auckland seat of  Botany, according to reports. Luxon’s future with

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9pm Livestream Every Tuesday Night Here on The BFD

9pm Livestream Every Tuesday Night Here on The BFD

I am thrilled to announce that The BFD from next Tuesday evening onwards will be posting a live stream at 9pm every Tuesday of the new cross-Tasman talk show, Trans-Tasman Talk, hosted by Kiwi Dieuwe de Boer from Right Minds and Aussie Tim Wilms from The Unshackled. For those of

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Big Brother Is Already Watching You

Big Brother Is Already Watching You

How often have you signed up to something online and actually read the terms and conditions? If you are like me the answer is probably rarely if at all. The fine print tends to be pages long and gives me a headache, so I usually skip it on the assumption

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