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Ken Bottie

Words of wisdom from eighty-year-old toilet attendant and political commentator, Ken Bottie.

Killing Us With Kindness?
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Killing Us With Kindness?

Information Satire Words of wisdom from eighty-year-old toilet attendant and political commentator, Ken Bottie. I meet a lot of men in lavatories. Let me rephrase that. In my profession as a lavatory attendant I have had the pleasure of meeting gentlemen from all walks of life. You cannot be a

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Racist Hats and Randy Great-Great Grandfathers.

Racist Hats and Randy Great-Great Grandfathers.

Information Satire Words of wisdom from eighty-year-old toilet attendant and political commentator, Ken Bottie. It’s been a week of revelations. New Nat’s leader young Todd Muller revealed quite the yellow streak over his ownership of a MAGA hat. According to the geniuses in the Green party, it’s

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The Toilet Papers

The Toilet Papers

Information Satire Words of wisdom from eighty-year-old toilet attendant and political commentator, Ken Bottie. When I heard about Jacinda’s plan for a four day working week, I was sceptical. Admittedly I’m not what you would call an educated man. My schooling ended when I was twelve. I was

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