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Oh, Dear, Someone Has a Short Memory

Oh, Dear, Someone Has a Short Memory

Matt King, political wannabe and ex National MP for Northland clearly has a short memory for things that happen up North. And as an ex Detective, his detection skills are somewhat lacking.  (Matt, there’s a thing called Internet search.) Matt has posted on Facebook: Nanaia Mahuta’s decision to

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Would You Trust Jacinda With Your DNA?

Get out of here with your conspiracy theories about mRNA vaccines from Pfizer being able to access your DNA. What utter nonsense. Listen to “The Science”™. The mRNA does not enter the nucleus of the cells where DNA resides. Instead, it completely breaks down once the instructions have been delivered

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The Runaway Global Warming Just Came Home

The Runaway Global Warming Just Came Home

According to the boffins who collect this data (as in actual measurements, not model predictions), the global average lower tropospheric temperature anomaly for February, 2022 was 0.00°C above the long-term average from 1991 – 2020. Averages in climate work are taken over a 30-year timespan to distinguish them from

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If You Want to Take the Island, Burn the Boats

If You Want to Take the Island, Burn the Boats

Presumably, Julius was spurring his legions on to victory in Britain so the inspirational quote is probably not quite what those shipping a boatload of EVs had in mind.  Losses on this trip include: * 1 x car carrier Felicity Ace * 4000 Volkswagens, 1000 of which were EVs * 189 Bentleys * 1100

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Parliamentary Motion 1 March 2022

Parliamentary Motion 1 March 2022

Rt Hon JACINDA ARDERN: I move: That this House condemns the recent unprovoked and unjustified invasion of Ukraine by Russia, attacks by NZ Police on peaceful protesters, that it calls on Russia the government to cease all military mandates and COVID-19 operations in Ukraine New Zealand and withdraw, and express

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Policy Paper for Labour Party

Policy Paper for Labour Party

We here at The BFD strive to be even-handed and helpful wherever and whenever we can.  That is why we have harvested this helpful information from the web and subtly modified it for use by Ms Ardern to provide a way forward for her when she meets with Caucus. IMPACT

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Kiwibuild Kitset

Kiwibuild Kitset

If you enjoyed this Satirical image please share it using the share buttons at the top or bottom of the article.If you would like to see more pixels from Pixy click here to browse our Membership options.

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How to Lose Votes

How to Lose Votes

Since there were some spare hours during a trip to Wellington this week I went along to the Freedom Village to ask some questions. This was not, in any way shape or form, a scientifically conducted rigorous poll. On Monday morning, 21 February, I simply bowled up to random people

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Things That Make Me Go Hmm…

After 40+ years of doomcasting and fear-mongering about Global Warming, we find that, compared to the 1979-2000 average, the temperature of the Southern Hemisphere has increased by a frightening 0.0°C as at 17 February 2022. Run for the hills!

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Would the MSM Lie to You?

Would the MSM Lie to You?

Just to show how even-handed they are and to provide in-depth background on the End-the-Mandates protest, Thomas Coughlan penned an article answering ‘your protest questions‘. It included this gem: Brent M: Why isn’t Ardern showing voters respect and talking to them? They may not be protesting in a way

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Self-Isolation Rules for Travellers to New Zealand Released

Self-Isolation Rules for Travellers to New Zealand Released

So, at last, the guidelines to let our citizens return have been released by Dear Leader and the good doctor.  Well! Whoopy Doo!  What a load of idiotic nonsense. From the end of March, a New Zealand Traveller Declaration will require travellers to complete an online declaration prior to travel

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Why NZ Democracy Has Failed

Why NZ Democracy Has Failed

It has taken a determined effort by a group of dedicated investigative journalists several months to establish the cause of the failure of democracy in New Zealand. Now, this crack team can reveal the root cause of all the problems recently exposed, the failures to achieve meaningful progress and the

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Expert Modellers Predict

Expert Modellers Predict

Information Satire On Friday, New Zealand Police recorded its largest-ever one-day number of resignations with 12 new resignations of frontline sworn police officers. When the decision to deploy heavy-handed bovver-boy tactics was made in the failed attempt to move the free citizens of New Zealand from the Parliamentary lawn, these

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‘Sno More

‘Sno More

When the moon is in Sagittarius and Jupiter aligns with Mars, or at some other totally random time of the year, The BFD checks in on Dr David Viner’s prediction from 2000.  Last year’s report can be found here. Snow is starting to disappear from our lives. Sledges,

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Have I Got a Deal for You!

Have I Got a Deal for You!

Since readers of The BFD are extremely concerned about the extraordinary damage CO2 is doing to our fragile wee planet, we here at The BFD are immensely proud to be able to introduce you to the solution. From now on, you will be able to sleep easy at night knowing

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Labour’s Three Waters’ Cost Savings
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Labour’s Three Waters’ Cost Savings

The Labour government has told us to expect significant savings in the delivery of the Three Waters services (fresh water in, waste water out and stormwater around) once the new reforms kick in in 2024. Investigations have detailed exactly where those cost savings will arise and the results are enumerated

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