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Soldiers Surrender at Azovstal Steel Plant

Soldiers Surrender at Azovstal Steel Plant

The Orcs’ siege of the Azovstal steel plant in Mariupol was paused on 17 May while 265 people surrendered, some of them wounded soldiers. This nearly 82-day stand-off has been compared to the great historical sieges of Troy, Leningrad and the Alamo. But it is suspected the ‘Die Hards’ are

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An Easter That Brought Bombs Not Bunnies

An Easter That Brought Bombs Not Bunnies

Pope Francis, when addressing the Easter crowds at the Vatican, said it was an ‘Easter of War’. This was not absolutely correct as it is the Catholic’s Easter but not Easter for the 30m Ukrainian Orthodox Christians who were celebrating Palm Sunday, the beginning of Holy Week. Worshippers held

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The Answer My Friend Is Blowin’ in the Wind

Aleksandr Dugin, a neo-Nazi intellectual mystic, is said to be Putin’s brain and influence behind the Ukrainian invasion. He wears his hair long with a shaggy beard like the infamous Rasputin of a century ago. Dugin argues that Russia should rule from Vladivostok to Dublin. His concept is that

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‘I Don’t Need a Lift, I Need Some Weapons’  
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‘I Don’t Need a Lift, I Need Some Weapons’  

Volodymyr Zelensky with his pithy one-liners seems to be more Bruce Willis than Bruce Willis from the Die Hard films. When asked by Biden if he wanted to escape from Ukraine, his comment was, “I don’t need a lift, I need some weapons.” Bruce Willis played the part of

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“Pinko” Gets Caught Out. (Again)
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“Pinko” Gets Caught Out. (Again)

If Siouxsie Wiles’s cheeks are not flaming red by now after being caught out in another lie her name is not “Pinko”. “Pinko” has gone from being New Zealander of the Year to Liar of the Year. The Media Council has unanimously found that a column in Stuff by

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Red Queen Falls from Her High Horse

Red Queen Falls from Her High Horse

The Red Queen has finally fallen off her high horse due to a High Court decision on Friday 25 February 2022. Justice Francis Cooke brought his gavel down hard on the Prime Minister, saying the government had made “unjustified incursions” on the rights of 164 members of the Police and

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We’re not Gonna Take it
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We’re not Gonna Take it

The Red Queen stared truculently out of the palace window. The trucks were still there even after she ordered the Palace Guard to remove them. The Red King in Canada is having the same trouble. Though now he is arresting the truckers and confiscating their gold. He has threatened to

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Red Queen Changes Pied Piper Tune

Red Queen Changes Pied Piper Tune

Information Opinion The Red Queen had been imitating the “Pied Piper of Hamelin”  by banning the RATs (Rapid Antigen Tests) from New Zealand for ordinary people even though these are readily available in other OECD countries. Singapore actually gives out free RAT kits containing 30 tests at a time. The

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Red Queen Needles 5-11-year-olds

Red Queen Needles 5-11-year-olds

Yip, yip, it’s happening – from January 15th Covid 19-Omicron vaccinations are available to 5-11-year-old children, despite several worldwide warnings against children being vaccinated. The Red Queen is ploughing ahead despite the inventor of the mRNA vaccine Dr. Robert Malone M.D. M.S. saying he is against vaccination for

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Red Queen Sees Red at Christmas

Red Queen Sees Red at Christmas

The Red Queen is seeing Red at Christmas Time, but it’s not Red Santa. He won’t be able to get in from the North Pole till well after December 25th when the whole event is over. A bit like the one million Kiwis overseas who can’t get

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Red Queen Checks Bishop (Again)

Red Queen Checks Bishop (Again)

The Red Queen is trying to wipe the Bishop off the chessboard. This is the third time she has checked him for allegedly breaking the Covid 19, Public Health Response Act. Bishop Brian Tamaki and his wife Hannah had been at a gathering in the Domain last Saturday with about

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Red Queen Has Lost Her Crown

Red Queen Has Lost Her Crown

The Red Queen can barely show her face around the country without hecklers and demonstrators showing up, as evidenced in the last few days in Northland and Whanganui. The third appearance of the PM was a non-event due to this opposition. “Hear ye! Hear ye all! The Red Queen is

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Is Ardern Really Cruella De Vil?

Is Ardern Really Cruella De Vil?

Left: The BFD. Photoshopped image credit Boondecker Right: Cruella. Cartoon credit geodon. The BFD. Cruella De Vil appears in Dodie Smith’s 1956 novel “101 Dalmatians”. The name was actually a pun on the words Cruel and Devil. If the name fits wear it. The book was made into a

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Red Queen to Bishop

Red Queen to Bishop

“Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?” These words were said in anger by Henry II at his castle in Normandy in 1170 about his friend Thomas Beckett, who had been Chancellor but was now Archbishop of Canterbury. Four knights crossed the channel and dispatched the ‘turbulent priest’

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Ardern’s Fairytale Ends

Ardern’s Fairytale Ends

The Red Queen featured in worldwide news last Monday when The New York Times reported that Ardern had finally ‘Given up the Ghost’ on her ‘Elimination Strategy’ for Covid 19. Similar reports appeared in the Daily Telegraph and Daily Mail. The ‘Fairy Princess’ had to leave the ball early or

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Ardern’s Faded Fairy Dust
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Ardern’s Faded Fairy Dust

The Princess seems to have lost her sparkle lately, so much so that Claire Trevett of the NZ Herald is speculating she could do a ‘Key’ and resign in office. Even the Emmerson cartoon focuses on who could fit into her shoes. Labour don’t want the next ‘Carousel’ of

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