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Kraken the Coup

Kraken the Coup

This wasn’t an election in the U.S. it was a COUP against Trump, just like Russiagate and the Impeachment, both which failed. Trump has just said America’s election system is under SIEGE. Using the pandemic as a pretext, Democratic officials and judges changed election proceedings in violation

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Kraken Kraks Carlson

Kraken Kraks Carlson

Tucker Carlson of Fox News got turned down for an interview by formidable headmistress-type attorney Sidney Powell, otherwise known as the Kraken. She said she did not want to have a trial by media. Talking about media, CNN have just shot themselves in the foot. In an unearthed Lou Dobbs

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Trump Gets Kraken

Trump Gets Kraken

You know the GAME IS UP when Democrat Liberals like Alan Dershowitz admit that Trump’s campaign lawyers Giuliani and Powell could win in Pennsylvania, followed by the other swing states which could go down like dominoes. On election night Trump was ahead in Pennsylvania by 800,000 votes with

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Sheriff Collins’s Double Vision
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Sheriff Collins’s Double Vision

Information Satire SHANE RETI has been unanimously voted in by the caucus as Deputy leader, and I have been told to CARRY ON. After the Specials, we ended up with 25.6% of the vote. EPSOM was the only electorate that got more party votes than the REDS. Interestingly TAKANINI

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It Ain’t All Over till the Fat Man Sings

It Ain’t All Over till the Fat Man Sings

It ain’t all over till the fat man sings and we know he won’t yet, no matter what the media in America say. Trump has said, “If you count the legal votes I easily win.” Finding votes at 4 in the morning and counting them when the vote

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Sheriff Collins’s Deja VU – American Elections.
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Sheriff Collins’s Deja VU – American Elections.

Information Satire “GOOD MORNING AMERICA, DON’T YOU KNOW I’M YOUR NATIVE SON?” Don’tcha feel like you have been through this all before?  Only last time most of the pundits didn’t think that Trump would win. The Networks won’t call it, and Trump thinks it’s

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Sheriff Collins’s Annus Horribilis

Sheriff Collins’s Annus Horribilis

Information Satire I will have to revert to my Latin, it’s been an Annus Horribilis. A phrase meaning “horrible year.”  The Queen used it to describe her own year in 1992. I got the “hospital pass from hell” when Todd Muller bailed out after 53 days. But now it’

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Sheriff Collins and the Dirty Dozen

Sheriff Collins and the Dirty Dozen

The RED TIDE came in and swept away a dozen of our MP’s. BURT from Mary Poppins referred to the “Winds of Change”. Coincidentally the RED QUEEN attended the show very publicly a couple of days before the election. What other sign did you need? It was a no

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Sheriff Collins and the Asset Stripping Gang

Sheriff Collins and the Asset Stripping Gang

Information Satire I keep hearing the words the ‘WINDS of CHANGE’.  BURT from ‘MARY POPPINS’ soliloquies “Winds in the East, mist coming in, like something is brewin’, and ‘bout to begin. Can’t put my finger on what lies in store, But I fear what’s to happen all happened

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Sheriff  Collins & the Spitting Image Gang

Sheriff Collins & the Spitting Image Gang

Information Satire Spitting Image Puppets have got Ms. Ardern as Mary Poppins descending with her Umbrella over the Sky Tower of Auckland. “SUPER – KIWI – SOCIALISTIC – EXTRA – NICE – JACINDA” they sing. "When I became NZ’s boss I knew just what to do, Initiate a NANNY state and turn our

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Sheriff Collins and the Gnasher Gang

Sheriff Collins and the Gnasher Gang

Information Satire The pundits at the ‘FERALD’ thought the second Leaders’ debate of the AMAZON WOMEN was very entertaining. It was two wins from them for me and two draws. FRAN O’SULLIVAN thought I was punchy. On point. But at times overconfident. CLEAR AS (Trevett) thought the RED QUEEN

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Sheriff Collins (Double Judy) & the Dirty Dairy Gang

Sheriff Collins (Double Judy) & the Dirty Dairy Gang

Information Satire What a DEMOLITION DERBY I did on the RED QUEEN in the Leader’s debate on TV ONE. Her CROWN is slipping as shown in the Colmar Brunton poll released just before the debate. As Shakespeare said ‘uneasy is the head that wears the CROWN.’ Most of the

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Sheriff Collins and the Capital Letters Gang

Sheriff Collins and the Capital Letters Gang

Information Satire KIA ORA, It was a ‘FOR WHO THE BELLS TOLL MOMENT’ for the RED QUEEN when the bells started clanging behind her in Dunedin on the AM show on Tuesday. JOHN DONNE the English poet/preacher wrote: ‘Therefore send not to knowFor whom the bells tollIt tolls for

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Sheriff Collins and the ‘Pseudoephedrine ‘ Gangs

Sheriff Collins and the ‘Pseudoephedrine ‘ Gangs

Information Satire The Stars of MATARIKI have sprinkled some  ‘woke pixie dust’ onto the RED QUEEN who wants an extra public holiday on that day. It’s like the ‘Romans’ bread and circuses’. But amazingly the so-called Team of 5 million did not exactly go for the concept in the

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Sheriff Collins and the Green-Eyed Gang

Sheriff Collins and the Green-Eyed Gang

Information Satire I couldn’t help noticin’ that the RED QUEEN has been  ‘ INCREDIBLY SULKY’ lately. Last week it was STUFF-UPS at the border for NOT ENOUGH testing, this week it is STUFF-UPS in West and South Auckland for TOO MUCH testing. I have my suspicions that the last one

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Sheriff  Collins & the Stuff-Up Gang

Sheriff Collins & the Stuff-Up Gang

Information Satire The Empress has no clothes someone tell her. I couldn’t help notic’ that on Tuesday’s AM show the corners of the RED QUEEN’S mouth were down, rather than up like they usually are. She was asked if there had been ‘STUFF-UPS’ at the border There

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