Information Satire KIA ORA, It was a ‘FOR WHO THE BELLS TOLL MOMENT’ for the RED QUEEN when the bells started clanging behind her in Dunedin on the AM show on Tuesday. JOHN DONNE the English poet/preacher wrote: ‘Therefore send not to knowFor whom the bells tollIt tolls for
Information Satire The Stars of MATARIKI have sprinkled some ‘woke pixie dust’ onto the RED QUEEN who wants an extra public holiday on that day. It’s like the ‘Romans’ bread and circuses’. But amazingly the so-called Team of 5 million did not exactly go for the concept in
Information Satire I couldn’t help noticin’ that the RED QUEEN has been ‘ INCREDIBLY SULKY’ lately. Last week it was STUFF-UPS at the border for NOT ENOUGH testing, this week it is STUFF-UPS in West and South Auckland for TOO MUCH testing. I have my suspicions that the
Information Satire The Empress has no clothes someone tell her. I couldn’t help notic’ that on Tuesday’s AM show the corners of the RED QUEEN’S mouth were down, rather than up like they usually are. She was asked if there had been ‘STUFF-UPS’ at the border
Information Satire This has been the ‘WEEK THAT WAS’. Some of the pixie dust has fallen off the Princess. Those who were blinded by the Cult of the RED QUEEN have had the scales fall from their eyes, journos and profs alike. MICHAEL THE ARCH ANGEL (Morrah) has been sent
Information Satire BILLY THE KID: OUTLAW BILLY THE KID, (Billy Te Kahika) of the FRINGE GANG pre-empted the RED QUEEN’S announcement about us all being lasso’d up again by about three weeks. How did he know? The RODEO is going full tilt folks. That quill-dipper at
Information Satire HELL’s ANGEL! Missie Ardern’s sainthood has been elevated to that of an angelic being. COWBOY JACK (Jackson) is referring to Missie Ardern as “MY ANGEL”. But is she an “angel of light,” an “angel of darkness” or a “red angel” that brings destruction? NOT ON MY
Information Satire I had to do a “Blitzkrieg” on Palmy. One of the newest members to our posse, “Sweet William” (Wood) had drawn a moustache on himself. I said to him “I’m comin’ down and hells comin’ with me.” I ordered Wood “NO SPOOFIN der FUHRER” And no Fawlty
Information Satire Another one of our Posse has played the Fool and ended up fallin’ off his horse and becomin’ another Ghost Rider in the Sky. “He saw the riders comin’ hard, A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky. As a rider loped on
Information Satire I shot the Sheriff but I swear it was in self defence, I shot the Sheriff and they say it is a capital offenceI shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy, Oh No!!Freedom came my way one day and I started out of town,
Information Satire This is a case for Hercule Poirot. It’s a matter of who said what and when did they say it. I may even be implicated. Apparently there has been whisky leaking from barrels outside Missie Ardern’s Saloon. I said I did not know if it was
Information Satire What will they think of next? The Green Gang want to make cattle rustling legal. Missie Ardern told Galloping Garner she didn’t agree with it, and Maverick Peters said they were “nuts” but he seems a bit “fishy” himself, according to Cowboy Nash who has apologised for
Information Satire Some of the Wild COVID gang have escaped from The lock-up in Missie Ardern’s Saloon. Some of them have been rounded up but not all. Apparently there were earlier escapes as well. My Marshall Woodhouse has revealed this to the townspeople but they are still very
Information Satire Outlaws Jones and Peters are riding fast and furious to the North with saddlebags of loot ransacked from Wellington. Jones who looks like a bit of a pork barrel himself is aiming to get himself elected sheriff in the far north. My Marshall King is already there and
Information Satire Ride ’em Cowboy! Less than 100 days for me to fall off my horse. Did you see that larrikin Tame treating Marshall Collins as if she was his mother in that interview? When I was on there he kept cutting me off saying he had a lot of
Information Satire Parliament is in Recess, there is a God after all. But what shows up during recess? That dreadful woman Tova O’Brien. She was stalking the canyons of power asking questions about Goldsmith’s Maoriness. Then my deputy came face to face with her on the Nation, at
