Messages from the Bubble
Satire This post is satire, but watching the PM every day it might just be realiddy.
Xavier Theodore Reginald Ordinary
Xavier T.R Ordinary has been involved in New Zealand politics for over 40 years as a political activist, commentator and strategist. The name Xavier Theodore Reginald Ordinary has been chosen with ton
National Brings the B-Team to the Game
The National Party has brought their B-Team to the Covid-19 game. Seriously? Not a single person in that bunch of chumps has any experience under pressure. I’ll give Shane Reti a pass as he is actually a medical doctor. I can give Paul Goldsmith, the suspected internal poll leaker
Time for MPs to Stop the Clown Show and Take Some Pay Cuts
I don’t know about you guys but I’m getting really rather tired of MPs stuffing around on Twitter while the economy burns. Take this tweet from Deborah Russell, a member of the Government: While jobs are being lost, businesses are failing and the economy is tanking, all because
Are You Taking This Seriously Yet?
There are people out there who still think this virus is a bit of a bad flu and sniffles, even as the body count begins to rise. No one has yet died in New Zealand so the worst is yet to come. Some people are intransigent and think we need
Don’t Come Monday, Simon
Elder statesman John Key has given the National caucus permission to replace inept journeyman Simon Bridges. Former Prime Minister Sir John Key has praised Jacinda Ardern’s communication skills amid the coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic. “I think she’s an outstanding communicator,” Key told MagicTalk host Ryan Bridge on Friday. “Whatever
Luxon Obviously Didn’t Get the No Campaigning Message
Christopher Luxon either didn’t get the message that there is no campaigning, or he is a tone deaf prat. My absolute focus is to assist everyone who needs help – so please do not hesitate to reach out to my office if we can help in any way by calling
CDC Report: COVID-19 Mortality Rates in US Increase Dramatically by Age Group
Breitbart reports on a CDC report from the US on mortality rates by age group. If you are struggling to educate elderly relatives or friends and neighbours then do them a favour and give them a copy of this post. A report released by the Centers for Disease Control (CDC)
Aussie Coward & Scumbag, Brenton Tarrant, Pleads Guilty on All 92 Charges
Aussie import, coward and scumbag, Brenton Tarrant, has plead guilty to 51 charges of murder, 40 charges of attempted murder and one charge engaging in a terrorist act. Stuff reports: The man accused of the Christchurch mosque attacks has entered shock guilty pleas. Amid extraordinary coronavirus lockdown restrictions, Brenton Tarrant,
Kindness Is Going to Get Us Killed
The media sob stories about stranded Kiwis are getting on my nerves. There are a couple of stand out examples. The first is the family of tossers who went on a skiing holiday in Northern Italy at the beginning of March. You know, when Italy’s case count was already
Oh Just Shut up Simon, It’s Not All about You
Simon Bridges was on Breakfast yesterday morning and he looks strangely like the cat that’s licked the cream: He is going on about chairing the new committee to provide oversight, a system that Trevor Mallard established. Mallard should rightly be given credit for establishing this committee. But look at
Beijing Running Scared of COVID-19 Backlash
China is mounting an impressive and so far successful propaganda war trying to reset perceptions that they are to blame for the global COVID-19 pandemic. They are, of course, being assisted by global media who, despite months of calling the virus variations of the Chinese virus, are now lambasting Donald
Simon Bridges Comes up Short Again
Simon Bridges, yesterday, announced that he might be prepared to operate in a grand coalition: Leader of the Opposition Simon Bridges won’t rule out participating in a grand coalition to fight COVID-19, as he officially puts the National Party’s election campaign on hold. A grand coalition, which occurs
Watch: This Is How Crap Our Border Policy Is
Kiwi Shanghai resident, Andy Boreham, documents just how useless our border controls are for halting the spread of COVID-19 especially when compared with China’s border and quarantine response. I never thought I’d need to be tested for novel #coronavirus, especially with all the precautions I take, but there
Government Minister Advocates Breaking the Law
According to Jo Moir, Peeni Henare supports Maori communities breaking the law. What Peeni Henare is actually saying is that he disagrees with his Prime Minister and the Ministry of Health both of whom are saying that we are at Level Two in our response to COVID-19. He is a
Listen to the Israeli Defence Minister, He’s Telling Us What Our Government Won’t
Naftali Bennet, the Israeli Defence Minister says on Facebook: We will take care of the elders of the state of Israel. Operation “saving grandpa and grandma” is underway:The Goal:Protect everything from the adult population from Corona. The method:1. Old people who have family and family members will
Is Anyone Home at the Self-Isolation Hotline?
A reader noticed this on the local Helensville Community Facebook page: So they decided to email the self-isolation email that was pushed everywhere on Friday and Saturday by the Ministry of Health. This was the reply: Riiight…you can’t even play a knock, knock joke with that because there