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Sir Bob Jones
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Oh my God; the nation is reeling with the shock news. Wicked Winston smoked a cigarette and if that ain’t bad enough, he did so on Otago University’s campus.

Should we bring back hanging, or at the least flogging for such acts of evilness, specifically making decisions for himself rather than falling into line with the bureaucratic prescriptions?

For bucking the rules I might even give Winston my vote, but if I don’t, we’ll certainly send NZ First some funds.

This is an important issue, namely each to their own. We’ve been subjected to at times unbelievable infantilism this year (teddy bears, the Be Kind hogwash, and the team of 5 million nonsense) so it really is enormously refreshing to see a public figure doing his own thing rather than falling before the prevailing regimentationism infecting the nation.

A final word on this for the skybaying element who read this blog.

God, who I imagine enjoys the occasional cigar, plainly wanted Winston to have a smoke, failing which he’d have intervened with some heavenly smiting. Note he did not.

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