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Celebrity Pimps Her Kids for Clout

Look at her self-satisfied face. The BFD. Photoshop by Lushington Brady.

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As the saying goes, a celebrity’s “transgender” child is like a vegan cat: you know who’s really making the decisions. Especially when adopting a small Sudanese village is so yesterday. For Hollywood, cutting your son’s dick off is the 2023 equivalent of a handbag chihuahua.

Megan Fox, the Hollywood actress known for her roles in Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, has come under fire following accusations of child abuse related to her sons’ gender expression. The controversy intensified when Fox responded to the claims with a cryptic message that some interpreted as a threat of witchcraft and black magic.

Yeah, well ‘some’ would interpret the urgent bowel movement I had yesterday as a vision of the Virgin Mary, too. ‘Some’ are idiots.

But they’re still not as revolting as a Hollywood celebrity pimping their kids to the groomers for clout.

The controversy began after Robbie Starbucks, a former neighbor of Fox’s, took to social media to accuse the actress of forcing her sons to wear girls’ clothes. “These are Megan Fox’s sons. We used to live in the same gated community and our kids played at the park. I saw 2 of them have a full-on breakdown saying they were forced by their mom to wear girls’ clothes as their nanny tried to console them. It’s pure child abuse. Pray for them,” Starbucks wrote.

She wouldn’t be the first to do it. I wrote some time ago about “Lucas”, whose mother began dressing him in girl’s clothes and forcing him to binge-watch RuPaul’s Drag Race at age nine. She threw out his ‘boy’ clothes, renamed him “Lucy” and turned him into the girl she’d apparently always wanted.

Like a B-grade celeb chasing clout, Lucas says his mother got off on the secondhand attention. “She’d be invited to special events to talk about ‘raising trans kids’ and things like that.” And she would take him to parties and other social events where there would be intoxicated adults, where he was pressured to take the stage and dance erotically in front of rooms full of men.

“She took me to a high-end club that was filled with men who were practically nude. They’d have stage shows where the guys would dance promiscuously and strip. A lot of these guys would always say nasty things to me and touch me inappropriately. I didn’t like it, I told my mum yet she didn’t care. She told me to ‘man up’, which I thought was very ironic.”

Add to that, mothers of “trans” boys are nearly 10 times more likely to be clingy madwomen who meet the diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder.

Hmm. Attention seekers. Made as a cut snake.

Sounds like the average Hollywood celebrity.

Fox’s unconventional parenting and personal life have been a subject of discussion for years. She has publicly stated that she buys dresses for her sons and uses gender-neutral pronouns when referring to them. She has also been in a widely publicized relationship with Machine Gun Kelly, during which they have admitted to engaging in unconventional practices such as vampirism and cannibalism.

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Which, again, is stretching what she actually said to breaking point.

She’s still as mad as a meat-axe, though.

Critics, however, have accused Fox of hypocrisy, arguing that she herself is exploiting her children for her political beliefs. They contend that dressing her sons in girls’ clothes and makeup, and sharing these images on social media, is an inappropriate use of her children’s identities for public attention.

Well, c’mon, this is Hollywood. Where mothers pimping out their kids is a long-standing tradition.

And these are the people finger-wagging you about morality.

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