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A muslim boy moved to Italy and on his first day of school his teacher asked, “What is your name?”“My name is Mohammed” the boy replied.“You live in Italy now, your new name is Leonardo” said the teacher.The boy smiled and had a good time in his classes.After school the boy returned home and is greeted by his mother.“How was your first day at school, Mohammed?” his mother asked.“I live in Italy now, my new name is Leonardo!” The boy replied.His mother became infuriated, “Have you forgotten where you came from? Your heritage? You have disgraced your ancestors!” and his mother beat him and when his father came home from work he did the same.The next day the boy returned to school and his teacher saw all the bruises.“Leonardo! What happened?” asked the teacher.









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