I knew truth did not belong in fairy tales
Meant for all the thinkers not for me
Facts were out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Failed predictions dashing all my dreams But I heard the farce, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm convinced, I'm a believer!
I couldn't doubt it if I tried I thought truth was more or less quite optional
Seems the more I read the less I got
What's the use in tryin'?
All you get is Stuff
When I needed sunshine I got rain Then I read the farce, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
Climate change? I'm a believer
I couldn't prove it if I tried Facts were out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointing failures, all the claims Then I heard the farce, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
And I'm a believer yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm a believer
With humble apologies to the Monkees, although the name seems quite apt in the circumstances.
