The Inclusive Communications Task Force at Colorado has created an Inclusive Language Guide. Very helpfully they have listed all the naughty words that you are not allowed to use anymore.
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Your mission should you choose to accept it is to write a paragraph using as many of these forbidden words as possible.
The funnier the better.
- Addicted
- American
- Basket Case
- Birth Defect
- The Blind / The Deaf / Eye for an Eye
- Cake Walk/Takes the cake
- Colored
- CP victim / Spastic / Spaz Crazy / Nuts / Maniac / Lunatic /
- Insane / Deranged / Psycho /Demented/ Depressed / OCD
- Dumb / Mute
- Dwarf / Midget
- Eenie meenie miney moe
- Epileptic
- Eskimo
- Freshman
- Ghetto / Barrio
- Gyp / Gip
- Handicapped / Disabled / Crippled /
- Suffers from, Afflicted with, Victim of / Invalid / Lame / Deformed
- Handicap parking
- He or She
- Ladies and Gentlemen
- Hip hip hooray!
- Hispanic
- Hold Down the Fort / Defend the Fort
- Homosexual
- Illegal immigrant / alien
- Indian
- Lame / Retarded / Stupid / Slow Learner / Moron / Idiot / Imbecile /
- Down’s person
- Long time no see
- Man the Booth / Mankind/ Manmade
- You Guys
- Policeman / Fireman / Chairman
- Male / Female
- Mr. / Mrs. / Ms.
- No Can Do
- Normal Person
- Oriental
- Paraplegic / Quadriplegic
- Paddy Wagon
- Peanut Gallery
- Pow Wow
- “Preferred” Pronouns
- Rule of Thumb
- Senile / Demented
- Sold down the river
- Starving / I’m Starving / I’m Broke
- Straight
- The Grandfather Clause /Grandfathered In
- The itis / Food Coma
- Thug
- Transgendered
- Tribe / Spirit Animal
- Uppity
- War / Go to War / At War / War Zone/ Battle
- Wheelchair bound, confined or restricted to a wheelchair
