James Shaw King Tut Tut of COP27

James Shaw, King Tut-tut of the nanny state, has returned Mummy-like from his dead career as leader of the Insidious Toxic Greens of New Zealand to plunder the hidden treasures of endless government renewable subsidies in order to save the planet.

The poor old humble Kiwi taxpayer will be defiled and desecrated and dragged into an afterlife of perpetual impoverishment. All this is supported by the Red Queen of New Zealand who has one constant wish, to have New Zealand reduced to a land of meat-free, bug-eating carless society of idiots, with a future as dim as any other Zimbabwe-like country.