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Ministers Lacking Life Experience Don’t Inspire Confidence: Part One

The BFD. Poor Cindy. Photoshopped image credit Rick H

With an election year upon us I thought it appropriate to look at the life experience of Ministers in the current Government. Overall, they don’t inspire a lot of confidence.

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern

After graduating from Waikato University with a Bachelor of Communications Degree, Ms Ardern became a researcher for Phil Goff and then worked in the office of Helen Clark. In 2005 she went to Britain and worked in the cabinet office of Tony Blair. Come 2007 she was elected President of the International Union of Socialist Youth. (Remember ten comrade mentions in about five minutes). In 2008 she entered our Parliament as a list MP.

So no experience in the outside world. Ardern has spent all her working life in a political bubble. A self-awarded degree in the study of hugging and kissing.

Finance minister Grant Robertson. Photo / Mark Mitchell

Grant Robertson

  • Finance – Minister
  • Sport and Recreation – Minister
  • Earthquake Commission – Minister Responsible
  • Arts, Culture and Heritage – Associate Minister

Robertson studied politics at Otago University graduating with a Bachelor of Arts with Honours in 1995. In 1997 he joined the Ministry of Foreign Affairs & Trade. He was then posted to the United Nations and on his return, like Ardern, worked for Helen Clark. Following this, he took a business development role with the University of Otago. He entered Parliament in 2008.

So no experience in the outside world. With experience in business development, one might wonder why business confidence is so low.

TOM LEE / STUFF Education Minister Chris Hipkins

Chris Hipkins

  • Education – Minister
  • State Services – Minister
  • Leader of the House
  • Ministerial Services – Minister Responsible

Completed a Bachelor of Arts Degree at Victoria University majoring in Politics and Criminology. He then worked in the industry training sector. Before becoming an MP he worked at Parliament including, surprise, surprise, in the office of Helen Clark. He entered Parliament in 2008.

No experience of the outside world. With experience in the training sector, it’s a pity he didn’t train his bosses in the teachers’ union to believe in charter schools. Mustn’t upset Mummy.

Andrew Little Minister of Justice

Andrew Little

  • Justice – Minister
  • Courts – Minister
  • GCSB – Minister Responsible
  • NZSIS – Minister Responsible
  • Treaty of Waitangi Negotiations – Minister
  • Pike River Re-entry – Minister Responsible

Little studied at University qualifying as a lawyer and then worked in the union movement until he entered Parliament in 2011.

No experience in the outside world. Well versed in the dark arts of the nasty left.

Health Minister David Clark

David Clark

  • Health – Minister
  • Finance – Associate Minister

Clark ran a University of Otago residential college, worked as a Presbyterian Minister and as a Treasury Analyst.

Again, no experience in the outside world. Might have done well preaching in the pulpit, not so good in Parliament.

(Ex-Minister of Transport ) Urban Development Minister Phil Twyford

Phil Twyford

  • Economic Development – Minister
  • Transport – Minister
  • Urban Development – Minister

Twyford studied politics at Auckland University then worked as a journalist and union organiser before becoming the founding Director of Oxfam NZ. He worked for Oxfam in Washington and returned to New Zealand entering Parliament in 2008.

Unsurprisingly, no experience in the outside world. He should transport himself to someplace else.

Maori Development Minister Nanaia Mahuta

Nanaia Mahuta

  • Maori Development – Minister
  • Local Government – Minister
  • Environment – Associate Minister
  • Housing – Associate Minister
  • Trade and Export Growth – Associate Minister

A mother and constituent before entering Parliament.

Obviously no experience of the outside world. About all you can say.

Minister of Police Stuart Nash

Stuart Nash

  • Police – Minister
  • Fisheries – Minister
  • Revenue – Minister
  • Small Business – Minister

Prior to entering politics Nash worked in various senior management roles in small and large businesses in both the public and private sectors. He has worked in IT, sales & marketing, business strategy, resource planning, strategic planning and general management. He has a number of degrees from both Wellington and Canterbury University.

Yes, finally found someone who has some outside world experience. Unfortunately, it hasn’t benefited him as a politician. His sales and marketing expertise was found wanting in the silly gun buyback exercise.

Building & Construction Minister Jenny Salesa

Jenny Salesa

  • Building and Construction – Minister
  • Customs – Minister
  • Ethnic Communities – Minister
  • Education – Associate Minister
  • Health – Associate Minister

Salesa has over twenty years of Public Service experience with the Ministry of Health, Pacific Island Affairs and the Tertiary Education Commission.

Back to no outside world experience. Maybe hammering away but unlikely to nail anything successfully as a result.

Minister of Consumer Affairs Kris Faafoi

Kris Faafoi

  • Broadcasting, Communications and Digital Media – Minister
  • Commerce and Consumer Affairs – Minister
  • Government Digital Services – Minister
  • Housing – Associate Minister

Faafoi worked as a journalist for TVNZ and the BBC prior to entering Parliament.

Definitely no outside world experience. Despite a career in fake news, he’s been a capable Minister.

To be continued

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