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Police Called to Stuff Office

Bob Jones

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The sound of lashing followed by piercing screams saw the Police crash into Stuff’s Wellington offices yesterday.

There they rescued a sub-editor, strapped to a post, being brutally flogged, the flogger being urged on by other staff members, all in gumboots and raincoats, such is the degree of wetness they emanate.

The subbie’s crime: he’d let slip those evil words New Zealand into print, instead of the Aotearoa invention.


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