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Jacinda walks into a bank to cash a cheque. She approaches the cashier and
says, “Good morning, Ms, could you please cash this cheque for me ?”
Cashier: “It would be my pleasure, sister. Please show me your ID.”
Jacinda: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there
was any need to. I’m Jacinda Ardern, leader of the Labour Party and Prime
Minister of New Zealand !”
Cashier: “Yes, sister, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and
monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of
the legislation, etc., I insist on seeing ID.”
Jacinda: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am.”
Cashier: “I’m sorry, Ms Ardern, but those are the bank rules and I must
follow them.”
Jacinda: “Come on please, I’m urging you, please cash this cheque.”
Cashier: “Look, Ms Ardern, here’s an example of what we can do. One day,
Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he
pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.
With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque.”
“Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis
racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With
that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Ms Ardern, what can you do to prove that
it is you and only you ?”
Jacinda stands there thinking and thinking and finally says: “Honestly, my
mind is a total blank . . . there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t
think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don’t have
a clue.”
Cashier: “Will that be large or small notes, Ms Ardern ?”
