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Some of the Wild COVID gang have escaped from The lock-up in Missie Ardern’s Saloon. Some of them have been rounded up but not all. Apparently there were earlier escapes as well. My Marshall Woodhouse has revealed this to the townspeople but they are still very worried fearing an imminent attack.
The blame for all of this has been put on the clerk of the Saloon, Bloomfield.
Cowboy Clark has wasted no time in throwing him under the wagon.
Missie Ardern is not apologising for it either even though Galloping Garner asked her to. She said her job was to run the Saloon, not make sure that the COVID Gang were kept locked up. She expected the clerk at the Saloon to monitor comings and goings.
Anyway he has apologised even if no one else has. I don’t think it’s fair to put all the responsibility for this escape debacle on one cowboy alone.
Outlaw Peters has ambushed the railway line out of Auckland. This has upset outlaw Jimmie Shaw who wanted to see the line in operation. A few others are upset as well, like the mayor, but I think it’s just crocodile tears as they have had years to put guards on that train and haven’t, leaving it prey to the likes of Peters.
The Wokeist Gang, not content with pulling down the hoardings on the Cook Saloon and Bully Hayes are now trying to change the name of one of my favourites Eskimo Pie.
Where will it end? We will wake up one morning and the whole world will have changed.
Anyway I seem to be more popular than ever.
Missie Ardern who is also running for Sheriff, thinks she can walk on water but I have got news for her. Someone has done it before.
The COVID Gang breakout could seal her fate with the townspeople. Recently they have become very restless. Missie Ardern’s running of the Saloon has been called into question. This could be a chance for me to get back on my horse, and show off my cowboy skills.
Yi Ha! Round ‘em up,
Toddy
