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Someone Save the Bidens From Themselves

Would you want to live next door to this lot? The BFD. Photoshop by Lushington Brady.

Back when Trump really was their president, the New York Times published an explosive expose on what it was like to work for the Trump family. In a nutshell, they were polite to their staff, big tippers and a bit private. Scandalous!

But despite describing it as the best job they’d ever had, workers rarely wore their Trump Tower uniforms in public – lest they be attacked by the Tolerant Left™.

What it’s like to work for the Bidens isn’t entirely clear, although crying Russian hookers might be a bit of a giveaway. “Are there any bruises on you?” is not a normal conversation, after all.

But Crackhead Hunter is far from the only familial millstone around Joe Biden’s neck.

The opinion polls are going from bad to worse for the Bidens. With the president’s approval rating falling to a record low the first lady, Jill, has seen her favourability slump to its lowest level since her husband took office.

A poll for CNN by SSRS, the market research company, found her approval rating had plunged to 34 per cent. That marks a fall of 24 points since she entered the White House last year, when her approval rating was at 58 per cent.

“Dr” Jill Biden is even less popular than cackling dementoid Kamala Harris. Now, that takes some doing.

No doubt, coming across as, as her stepson put it, a “selfish silly entitled c*nt” (I guess even Hunter won’t be uploading any “Stepmom” videos to Pornhub), doesn’t help. But trying to pander to Hispanic voters in the most ludicrous fashion isn’t winning her any favours, either.

The first lady said: “Raul helped build this organisation with the understanding that the diversity of this community – as distinct as the bodegas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio – is your strength.”

(She didn’t even say “bodegas”, as it happens: instead, she seemed to be referring to Colombia’s capital city, or whatever else a “bogguhdah” might be.)

Moments before the first lady spoke, Janet Murguia, 61, the current Unidos president, had praised her for appointing Latinos to senior positions on her staff.

Sure: there’s the maid, the pool-boy, the gardener…

The National Association of Hispanic Journalists advised her “to take the time in the future to better understand the complexities of our people and communities”.

The association added: “We are not tacos. Do not reduce us to stereotypes.”

The Australian

Dr Jill began to respond by tongue-lashing “You people…” before an aide dressed in an Easter Bunny outfit rushed over and slapped an ether-soaked rag over her mouth.

If only they’d been so quick to muffle her husband’s latest gaffe.
President Biden said Wednesday that he has cancer, forcing the White House press office to quickly clarify that he was referring to skin cancer treatment that he had before taking office last year.

Well, we know that every day is 1962 for Joe, back when he and Corn Pop were knifing it out, out back of the swimming pool. But, in a flash of 50 First Press Dates, Sleepy Joe was definitely talking in the present tense about his cancer battle.

The remark initially appeared to be a stunningly casual health announcement during a speech about global warming in which the president described emissions from oil refineries near his childhood home in Claymont, Del.

“That’s why I and so damn many other people I grew up with have cancer and why for the longest time Delaware had the highest cancer rate in the nation,” Biden said.

Of course the media immediately swung into action to explain what ol’ Brandon really said, and don’t you believe your lyin’ ears.

In September, for example, he told Jewish leaders that he remembered “spending time at” and “going to” the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh after the mass murder of 11 people in 2018. The synagogue said he never visited and the White House later said he was thinking about a 2019 phone call to the synagogue’s rabbi.

That same month, Biden told an Idaho audience that his “first job offer” came from local lumber and wood products business Boise Cascade. The company said it was news to them and Biden had not previously described an interest in moving to the state.

In January, Biden told students of historically black colleges in Atlanta that he was arrested during civil rights protests – for which there also is no evidence.

And in May, Biden said at the Naval Academy’s graduation ceremony that he was appointed to the military school in 1965 by the late Senator J Caleb Boggs (R-Del.). A search of Boggs’ archives failed to turn up evidence of the appointment.

NY Post

No wonder the Washington Post suspended their presidential lie counter the instant Biden was handed the election.

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