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Labor Sails Right Back into Boats Trap

Labor Sails Right Back into Boats Trap

You’d think Labor would have learned to stay a million miles away from the issue of illegal immigration, by now. No matter what the nosey-nannas and inner-city pearl-clutchers might say, Australians long ago made up their minds about queue-jumpers in people-smuggling boats crashing our borders. Every time it’s

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What Are the Second Bananas up To?

What Are the Second Bananas up To?

While most of the attention of the Australian election campaign is focussed on the main stage and the two headline acts, there’s plenty of action going on in the sideshows. In fact, the sideshow alley of this election is in many ways the one to watch, given that a

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What Ardern Could Teach Aus Pollies

What Ardern Could Teach Aus Pollies

Ok, this is basically the sentence from my worst nightmares, but if Anthony Albanese wins the Australian election, he needs to take just one leaf from Jacinda Ardern’s playbook. Ooh, I feel a little queasy after typing that. In fact, whoever wins the election should follow Ardern’s lead,

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Mediscare III: The Return of the Fib

Mediscare III: The Return of the Fib

Word on the hustings is that Anthony Albanese’s disastrous first week has forced Labor strategists to frantically re-calibrate their campaign. Policy announcements are apparently being hastily re-scheduled — including what presumably would have been Labor’s last-week big guns. The frenzied re-scheduling is also playing havoc with Labor’s preferred

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Albo’s Got Them Ol’ Campaign Blues

Albo’s Got Them Ol’ Campaign Blues

With the Easter break over, the Australian federal election campaign is set to renew in earnest. But if Anthony Albanese was hoping for a campaign resurrection after the tribulations of last week, he has another thing coming. As BFD readers may recall, Albanese fell flat on his face out of

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Easter Brings a Welcome Break from Campaigning

Easter Brings a Welcome Break from Campaigning

Well, it’s good to know that the legacy media even in Australia are playing catch-up to The BFD. The day after we ran the headline Can’t Tell His Arse from His Albo, the West Australian ran an almost identical headline on its front page. While it’s almost

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Don’t Let Them off the Hook So Easy

Don’t Let Them off the Hook So Easy

The Greens leader has spectacularly failed the test of one of his party’s key policy obsessions. In the Greens’ policy literature, the invocation of the phrase “critical thinking” stands out, again and again. Adam Bandt yesterday demonstrated the opposite. When Bandt dismissed a journalist’s question by sneering, “Google

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Are We Really Going to Let Them Get Away with It?

Are We Really Going to Let Them Get Away with It?

A thick, glossy brochure dropped in my mailbox the other day: it turned out to be Pauline Hanson’s One Nation election manifesto. Clearly, the minor party think this election is their big chance. Certainly, no other party’s election mailouts have explained so many policies in such detail (when

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Albanese Just Keeps on Digging

Albanese Just Keeps on Digging

Day three of the Australian election campaign, and Anthony Albanese’s week isn’t getting much better. The opposition leader might have drawn some hope from a slight blunder from PM Scott Morrison — if Albo hadn’t immediately kicked the ball back into his own goal. For Scott Morrison, the

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Can’t Tell His Arse from His Albo

Can’t Tell His Arse from His Albo

If day one of the 2022 Australian election is any indication, it’s going to be a lot more interesting contest than pollsters have assumed. Underdog Scott Morrison came out swinging, while media favourite Anthony Albanese tripped over his own feet with a howler that he’ll spend the rest

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Too Little, Too Late, from AHRC

Too Little, Too Late, from AHRC

During the Covid pandemic and the brutally authoritarian government responses, modelled on Communist China, the supposed guardians of our human rights were notably missing in action. The same quangos who’ve spent years and millions of taxpayer dollars helping bogus “refugees” game the court and welfare systems, or punishing white

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Migrants Fall Out of Love with Australia

Migrants Fall Out of Love with Australia

No one hesitates at life or beats around the bush in Australia… Everyone walks around with a perpetual smile across their face… Everyone gets around and nobody can ever get you down The Kinks, Australia. Back in 1969, when the Kinks wrote their paean to the opportunities in the Antipodes,

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The Amazing Disappearing Small Target

The Amazing Disappearing Small Target

The last Australian politician to tell voters exactly what he stood for ahead of an election was John Hewson. There’s not much else nice I can say about Hewson, but at least he was up-front about his ambitious program of tax reform. The only problem was that Australians wanted

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