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The Ministry of Health is looking for a mind, having demonstrably lost theirs during the course of the Kung Flu-demic. They’re not looking for just any mind, no sir, they want a controlling one, which – to be fair – seems par for the course of this outbreak, where excessive and

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How’s That Isolation Working Out?

How’s That Isolation Working Out?

How does it feel to be That One Guy? That person who refuses to admit defeat, and sits, muttering, “I still say…”, long after everyone else has moved on and is having a good time without you? I’m looking at you, Mark McGowan and Jacinda Ardern. Western Australia and

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Wedding Sacrifice

Wedding Sacrifice

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Don’t Forget to Read the Fine Print

Simon-Nita Ko Ngariki Kaiputahi te hapu. How will you survive the Omicron outbreak that is set to threaten the lives of many people in New Zealand? According to the New Zealand Government, you must wear a face mask or surgical shield as it will “save lives”. However, according to the

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The Great Wedding That Never Was – Is Cancelled

Serious question – how do you cancel something that was never scheduled? Take a look at what we know – one event, alleged to have been a wedding at a venue that was confirmed, was long ago cancelled. The latest after that was some multi billionaire’s redecorated mansion somewhere near Gisborne

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Just a Fancy Word for Confiscation

Just a Fancy Word for Confiscation

The next step on the march towards totalitarianism from this increasingly evil Ardern government is the effective confiscation of private property by a regime that has been outplayed yet again by a ‘tricky’ virus: The Government is seizing private supplies of rapid antigen tests to beef up its own stocks,

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Discrimination of the Day

Discrimination of the Day

Waitakere College along with other schools as they claim, are now declaring that unvaxxed children will not be allowed to play sports. Below is a copy of the letter sent out by the head soccer coach at Waitakere College to parents. BFD. College sport announcementDownload Let’s highlight the racism

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New Zealander of the Year Siouxsie Wiles – Unmasked

New Zealander of the Year Siouxsie Wiles – Unmasked

Siouxsie Wiles is everywhere in the media at the moment. The Kiwibank New Zealander of the Year and The Spinoff contributor is used by almost every media outlet to push her health messaging. Indeed, that is why she won the Kiwibank New Zealander of the Year award. But it turns

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Sneakers and Jacinda Are Islands Unto Themselves

Sneakers and Jacinda Are Islands Unto Themselves

Mark McGowan and Jacinda Ardern have badly mis-read the Omicron room: when even your fellow Covidiots are mocking you, you know you’ve stuffed up. Mark “Sneakers” McGowan, the West Australian premier, and NZ’s Jacinda Ardern are perhaps the last politicians in the Western world pursuing an “elimination” strategy

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Follow the Science

Follow the Science

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Panicdemic

Panicdemic

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Government Confiscates Rapid Antigen Tests

David Seymour ACT Leader The Government’s control-freak instincts are on full display, telling people that if you try to do the right thing we will confiscate your property. After Grant Robertson astonishingly told Newstalk ZB last night that the Government had not banned the import of Rapid Antigen Tests,

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Why Did Jacinda Cancel Her Wedding?

Why Did Jacinda Cancel Her Wedding?

Yesterday, I was invited to a gathering of like-minded people, to have drinks and a general chat about the state of the country. Unfortunately, I was not able to make it, but I did canvass them with one question. Why did Jacinda cancel her wedding? None of these people are

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What Pfizer’s Board Member Has to Say about Mask Mandates

What Pfizer’s Board Member Has to Say about Mask Mandates

The Ardern regime has doubled down on mask mandates despite there being no real-world evidence that masks do anything much at all. The rest of the world has seen Omicron surge past vaccines and masks with gay abandon. Yet this fool of a prime minister blithely tells us that evidence

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