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Simon Wilson Is Devoid of Reality

What an interesting read Simon Wilson provided in the Weekend Herald. The headline was “Good luck, bad management”. The good luck he talked about was different to our understanding of it but the bad management was pretty much spot on. He talked about the border not being as secure as

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Jacinda Ardern Tries Her Hand at Turd Polishing

Jacinda Ardern Tries Her Hand at Turd Polishing

So, Jacinda Ardern tried her hand at turd polishing yesterday. That’s all you can describe her 3pm press conference as, turd polishing. We’re going to lock you down for a bit longer, but it’s good for you. Wink. As the Mythbusters proved, you can polish a turd,

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Things That Make Me Go Hmm

NZ On Air and The NZ Film Commission have produced 8 short documentaries, released during the election campaign period, using taxpayers money. Three of the eight documentaries are closely related to the election campaigns of the present coalition government.  What an amazing coincidence. If you enjoyed this BFD article please

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Things That Make Me Go Hmm

There was an anti lockdown protest in Auckland on the weekend. On the ysb.co.nz website, they posted the following photos from the march and reported that a police officer had been taking photos of those in the crowd. I would be very interested to know if the BLM

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Trouble in Paradise

Trouble in Paradise

The worm has finally turned as the government’s avalanche of failures is becoming too large for even the MSM to ignore least they look like complete lapdogs. The 50 Million dollars cash injection from the government can only go so far as the better journalists wrestle with their images

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The Worm Is Turning

The Worm Is Turning

A friend posted this on Facebook the other day. It is from Willie Jackson: Willie Jackson Watching parliament today reminded me that this Government has been clear since this pandemic engulfed us that New Zealander’s must be prepared with masks in case of a second wave and when we

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Should Bloomfield Resign?

Should Bloomfield Resign?

The PM made 2020 the COVID election but David Seymour claims a Labour Party promotional video showing Ashley Bloomfield at the Ministry of Health is a step too far. “On Saturday ACT leader David Seymour claimed Ardern was ‘’politicising the public service by making Labour Party campaign videos featuring public

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Face of the Day

Face of the Day

Jacinda, I like you, but please shut up about the team of five million […] It struck me too, that Jacinda wears black like a widowed Queen Victoria when she has bad news, and white like the good fairy when she has worse news,

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News You Can Trust From Lambton Quay and the World

News You Can Trust From Lambton Quay and the World

Information Satire Latest poll results In a survey carried out this week support for the Labour party is strengthening. 66% of respondents said that they would vote for Labour at the next election, 33% said that they would vote National. 1% don’t knows was a rounding error. This poll

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Pine Needle Soup Anyone?

Pine Needle Soup Anyone?

Information Satire No doubt surprisingly to some, your intrepid eyewitness has more strings to his bow than lurking in Parliamentary broom cupboards listening, via his spy fly device, to dangerous idiots plotting our enslavement. One of these strings involves identifying and producing formulae for edible substances made from our soon

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This COVID Farce Must End

This COVID Farce Must End

If the Prime Minister has any political nous at all she will end this current COVID farce and let everyone get on with a normal life as many appear to be doing anyway. Phil Goff is telling us that we must stay local. If Phil liked to take a drive

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