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The Government’s BIG Backdown & NUDE Gardening!

The Government’s BIG Backdown & NUDE Gardening!

In the below radio interview, Willie Jackson said that this is a “pragmatic” back down on the Emissions Trading Scheme by the government and has nothing to do with Winston Peters and it is not Winston’s fault. He also said that it is a “brave and pragmatic” decision by

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Herald Howlers

It would appear that a number of those writing for A Weekend Newspaper thought that, presumably because it was a long weekend, we needed a few laughs. Pages 18 to 23 provided plenty of those, many from the usual contributors. The first enforced guffaw came very early on page 18

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Face of the Day

Face of the Day

Today’s face of the day went out with a BANG! The BFD has obtained SECRET footage of his last moments as he attempted to escape via skateboard while wearing a suicide vest… Ding Dong the Witch is dead!

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Meet Elliot Ikelei, New Conservative Deputy Leader

Meet Elliot Ikelei, New Conservative Deputy Leader

In a few sentences describe who you are, and who the New Conservatives are? For myself, I’ve spent nearly twenty years with at-risk youth and families, in personal then professional life, and am a husband with two little punks who I adore. For us, we are Kiwis who

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Former Spin Doctor Perfect Fit for Labour Party President

Former Spin Doctor Perfect Fit for Labour Party President

Former Spin doctor Kevin List has been described as a wild card for the position of Labour Party President, but I think he has a lot going for him. Firstly, a history as a spin doctor is highly valuable in a political position and secondly, he shares management’s taste

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Mmm BLACK pudding for Breakfast

Mmm BLACK pudding for Breakfast

As a special Christmas treat last year the Whale Meat Company created a black pudding breakfast pack. It sold like hotcakes and customers begged us to make it a regular product. As Cam is a big fan of black pudding himself we didn’t have to twist his arm very

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Top Ten Posts From the Past Week

Top Ten Posts From the Past Week

https://thebfd.co.nz/2019/10/are-they-coming-for-james-bond-next/ https://thebfd.co.nz/2019/10/why-is-john-key-running-around-trying-to-organise-a-new-political-party/ https://thebfd.co.nz/2019/10/trouble-at-tmill-for-two-senior-nats/ https://thebfd.co.nz/2019/

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Face of the Day

Face of the Day

Today’s Scribble face of the day and climate hypocrite is jetting around the world using the same fossil fuels he wants to have banned.

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Rugby Semi-finals Discussion

Rugby Semi-finals Discussion

The Semi-finals are here so who has the game and nerves to make it to the big dance next week? Please comment about the rugby here and not on Backchat or General debate so people can enjoy The BFD knowing that they won’t see the score.

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Why Would Anyone Want This Lot Back?

Why Would Anyone Want This Lot Back?

Not content with doing everything they can to stymie the removal from this country of a pair of former Tamil Tigers, the Australian left-elite are wringing their hands over the fate of ISIS jihadis. The majority of Australians have bluntly rejected the notion of returning their former countrymen who

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The Circus that is Parliament

The Circus that is Parliament

Watching Parliament’s Question Time on Thursday was akin to having been given a free ticket to the Barnum and Bailey Circus. The Speaker was at his pedantic best doing all he could to get under the skin of the Opposition. Michael Woodhouse, in the absence of Gerry Brownlee, had

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Time for National to Stand AGAINST Economic Sabotage

Time for National to Stand AGAINST Economic Sabotage

Thank the Lord the ‘agricultural sector’ has been ‘taken out of play’ (it hasn’t) over the dopey zero-carbon bill. It’s just a weasel political ploy, but it now means National must grow some and oppose this idiot legislation on the grounds for which it should be opposed:

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Now Women are Being Raped by ‘Female Penises’

Now Women are Being Raped by ‘Female Penises’

Women are being progressively screwed– in every sense of the word – by rainbow ideology. While the rainbow left trumpet their self-assumed virtues of “tolerance, diversity and inclusion”, the truth is that they exhibit remarkably little tolerance for dissent, diversity only insofar as it fits in their increasingly straitjacketed definitions,

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