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Our Emerging New Official Language

Our Emerging New Official Language

Information Satire We are such lucky, lucky people privy to the imminent unveiling of an official new language to replace the cumbersome bunch of three languages that few will master and even fewer understand. Streamlining three sub-standard languages into one easily understood language makes perfect sense, and of course the

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The BFD Daily Roundup

The BFD Daily Roundup

Advice Just a brief note to readers who like to add their own contributions to Daily Roundup in the comments. This post is for family-friendly humour ONLY thank you. Please share so others can discover The BFD.

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The BFD Daily Roundup

The BFD Daily Roundup

Advice Just a brief note to readers who like to add their own contributions to Daily Roundup in the comments. This post is for family-friendly humour ONLY thank you. Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Jacinda Ardern all die and wind up in Hell. While there, they spy a red phone

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To Leap or Not to Leap

To Leap or Not to Leap

Information Satire A few mornings ago, while ruminating, contemplating my navel and finding very little inspiration therein, I was jolted back to reality by the alarm call of my Spyfly device. This indicated that someone of interest had entered the inner sanctum of Justinda Ardeau’s office and had activated

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The BFD Daily Roundup

The BFD Daily Roundup

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Go to School to Eat Our Lunch – Ardern

Go to School to Eat Our Lunch – Ardern

Information Satire School Lunches Explainer Editor Broadcasting from her Newshub/Facebook bunker, the Minister for School Lunches, Jacinda Ardern, announced new measures to ensure children will eat the ‘wholesome’ lunches supplied by the State. “The ungrateful little minxes are obviously not hungry enough,” she said, “so we will be rushing

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The BFD Daily Roundup

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