Soy boy Derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido. The average soy boy is a feminist, non-athletic and likely reduces all his arguments to labelling the opposition as Nazis. Soyman A nickname for Simon Bridges referring to the
Fake News Fisher A nickname for NZ Herald journalist David Fisher. He gained this moniker after falsely writing in an article that Whaleoil published a photoshop of Jacinda Ardern’s husband (sic) in a tutu. Fat-bastard tax A tax on an overweight person instead of on so-called unhealthy
Credit: Luke A face I could punch all day long A phrase commonly put after the name of someone whom Whaleoil doesn’t like, eg Nicky Hager has a face I could punch all day long. A face like a gum digger’s dog A phrase commonly put after the
When your doctor says you can only have one hot chocolate per day. Hope that’s not a tattoo…
