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A Cautionary Fairy Tale

A Cautionary Fairy Tale

Information Satire And it came to pass that lepers approached the land, threatening Prosperiddy, for great are the woes lepers bringith, and the people became afraid, saying unto Queen Toofy: what shall we do? And the queen counselled not her brightest, nor her best, but unto her imbeciles she searched

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Jacinda’s Kool-Aid

Jacinda’s Kool-Aid

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A Barnum and Bailey Budget

Ardern and Robertson are running a circus. I leave it to you to work out who is the ringmaster and who is the clown. Ardern warned beforehand to prepare for pain. She, of course, didn’t divulge just how much. As it turned out, for obvious reasons. If I’d

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The Politics of Fear

Dr Muriel Newman nzcpr.com In her pre-budget speech, the Prime Minister said, “There is no playbook for the recovery we are about to embark on. But nor do we need one. When it has come to COVID-19 we have carved a path based on our people, our

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Face of the Day

Face of the Day

National MP Michael Woodhouse described Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern as “Robert Muldoon with slogans and kindness” during the heat of a Parliamentary debate on Tuesday afternoon. Parliament was urgently debating the COVID-19 Public Health Response Bill 2020, which allows for alert level 2 to be put in place but

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Our Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing

Our Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing

George The PM thinks she has done us a favour by allowing us to enter level two. She hasn’t. Her “team of five million” had already made that decision for her a week ago – and she knew it. We went hard and early. In fact, she has lost control

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Budget Livestream
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Budget Livestream

This is the livestream of the budget and a post to leave budget related comments. * The Government will spend up to $50b fighting the Coronavirus crash with a massive injection of funding for jobs, training, and infrastructure. * It doesn’t know how to spend all of the money it has

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The Big Reset And the Path to Serfdom
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The Big Reset And the Path to Serfdom

I don’t know about you, but most of the people I meet these days seem jubilant. They have either discovered the joys of working from home or else have been on six weeks’ ‘annual leave’, paid for by the government. “Never before in my life have I had six

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Oh, Dear…”Prove It”

Oh, Dear…”Prove It”

Hon JUDITH COLLINS (National—Papakura): I don’t believe for a moment that this country went hard and fast. It is a typical communications phrase that is being seeded into just about every speech, every conversation from a Government MP. Hon Member: Prove it. Hon JUDITH COLLINS: I can prove

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So, Not  Shovel Ready Then?
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So, Not Shovel Ready Then?

Phil Twyford is Labour’s reverse Midas. Everything he touches turns to great mountains of poos. His latest failure is the light rail to the airport folly. Another “flagship” policy of the Government and another broken promise from Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. The Government’s flagship infrastructure project has been

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